@HyaenusDominae  
Would’ve been a drastic improvement!

Seriously though, imagine if NSP wrote the music for Rainbow Rocks.

We are Ninja Sex Pony!  
Musically seducing all the bronies!  
Rare is a ninja! Dashie’s a hot Jew!  
And we are best friends (Yeah!), we are best friends it’s true!

Ninja Rare bust out a keyboard, Rainbow grabbed her blue bass  
The fans said, “what are you doing?”, so we punched them in the face  
Twilight Sparkle was a girl, and Flash Sentry was a dude  
We knew that all we’d have to do is get them in the booty mood  
They rocked so hard, it put the ponies in a trance  
Then they leapt up on each other in a frenzy of romance  
We were immediately sorry that they don’t wear pants  
Now they won’t forget the sight of Twilight Sparkle getting lanced.  
When the sex was over, they took off into the night  
All the fans screamed, “Hasbro Team, you are super awesome guys!”  
So we finished off the film with an amazing rock show  
Then Larson stabbed a random guy, while I got laid twice in a row.

@Joshua  
It most likely is, considering the bass is not really a marketable instrument (like a tambourine is), but it also works with the NSP mythos. Danny’s instrument is really a bass, but he’s called it a guitar more than once. This is just an inversion on that.

@Trickquestion  
Wait, you want him to save you from the movie because you think it’s going to be bad? I smell drama! :D

Honestly, I thought it was a blue guitar.

SAVE US DANNY SEXBANG!