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I don’t even know.

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Background Pony #9F87
The jalapenos are harmless compared to trinidad moruga scorpion and the carolina reaper.
Antonyourknee
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

A waste of biomatter
Soarin:Hey spits I bet if I can “soar(fly well)in”the worst weather you give me in the flight weather simulator, you eat gotta eat an entire jar of jalapeños and “spit fire”.  
Spitfire:“Well normally I wouldn’t go down to your “unpunny” level but since you made fun of my name I’m gonna take that bet if only to get a chuckle when you collide with a thundercloud.”  
(Later) spitfire:How…how did…you I …I gave you mock five winds speeds and you-  
Soarin: Was wearing my lucky underwear now here’s that jar juuust for you, I even opened the lid.  
Spitfire:…I’ll get you for this pie boy(takes jar) Ahhhhhhh-  
Soarin:oh wait wait!let me get a camera,fleet foot would wanna see this.