@Dashie27  
Hah! I only now notice these burgers don’t even have patties. They have hay instead.

@Dashie27  
That would be more efficient.

@Antonyourknee  
Yes, but I was thinking feed them to the pones

@Dashie27  
Fireplace starters?

I found a use for veggie burgers and vegan bacon

Every princess has their secret eating habits.
 
Just some are less… secret about it.

I totally eat like that. Every day of my life.

@Keith Mowz  
It’s not just you.

@TheseAreNotMyPeople  
Mashed potatoes, from what I remember from the few times I was forced to try and eat them as a kid, taste like how cooked potato wedges taste. Not something I enjoy, but since the latter still had the consistency of fries, they were edible. The texture and temperature combination of mashed potatoes though instantly makes me want to vom hardcore, and I just can’t get over it. Its like trying to force my body to not hurl if I tried to eat raw shit.

@Akasuna  
I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels that way about consistency. It can definitely detract from a dish, but if it’s your only hang-up, don’t be a bitch about it.
 
It sounds so whiny when you act like it is impossible for you to eat something that isn’t textured just so; that said, most everyone has that one thing that just makes your stomach turn, so do you, I guess.

@Zaedrin  
Behold! Behold! The Twilight Princess! Behold! Behold!

OUR NEW PRINCESS, EVERYPONY!

You philistines need to quit your petty squabbling. Messy or bare, if the burger is made well, they are both equally magnificent. Though personally, I prefer toppings on beef. Bison, however, I prefer plain.
 
And onions are always appreciated as well, regardless of how they’re served; consistency is such a childish hang-up.

@Background Pony #0F2C  
I get the feeling Equestria is kind of a “free love” sort of place. (Well, except for those who are already married–right, Mr. Cake?)

Obviously, Twilight’s power has gone to her head.
 
Next stop: Illegal substances and illicit sex.

@odiz
 
 
It wouldn’t be that hard really, the problem is you’d have a ton of Excess onion left over after using a Very sharp Horse shoe cookie cutter on the onion.

I want some onion horseshoes

suddenly I have a hankering for Arby’s. [USA fast food place]

Honestly, I can only enjoy eating Burger King’s onion rings.

i like someone make real horseshoe onion rings

@bingo77  
Well made onion rings can be delicious. Have an example with the best name/website domain combo of any restaurant. That place taught me to eat onion. Wouldn’t touch the stuff, but then those rings. Now I pretty much HAVE to have them on burgers and hot dogs and could probably eat one raw.

@Keith Mowz
 
 
Oh god no, not Grilled onions! Heck no! those make me puke >.<
 
And I don’t mean Onion rings either, those are WAY too thick and slimy. I mean onion straws.
 
Onions straws are VERY different from onion rings– They’re onions sliced wafer thin and then battered, so there’s absolutely no Moisture in them at all, they’re like Potato chip onions more or less.
 
Night and day difference. Normal onions and onion rings make me gag or puke, but Onion straws are delicious on burgers.

@Casual Brony  
Might try it but honestly, those gross as fuck grilled onions kind of killed all urge to get experimental with them. :X Keep them delicious and crispy.

@Keith Mowz  
No, I mean the onions fried on the grill until carmelized.

@bingo77  
As in onion rings?
 
Because I made the grievous mistake of allowing the person taking my order to convince me to try my usual with grilled onions instead and those nasty, slimy pieces of shit ruined a perfectly good burger.