“Sweetie Belle… I am your-”  
“Wait, are you gonna go and say that you’re my dad? Cause even I know that’s impossible.”  
“Oh no, not at all. I am actually you’re time-travelling SON.”

@sumbozo  
Yeah, I can see that.
 
“Here’s what you’ve won.”  
“What? I didn’t even know I was playing anything!”  
“Precisely.”

Again, from the source:  
“To those of you at home who picked up on the Little Match Girl similarities, this is not some fever dream of Sweetie Belle’s. Uncle Moneybags, I mean, Fancy Pants is actually here to save the day. (the artist wishes to emphasize not to accept gifts from total strangers when you’re lost in a foreign city without any luggage - Equestria is a special place and Sweetie Belle will always be more adorable than you).
 
The main gist of this card is that that thing you were really worried about? it’s really of little consequence. Also, oddly, a fair girl, sweetness and apprehension.”
 
Personal note: to me, Fancy Pants here resembles a game show host. That’s just my take anyway.