Subjects of Equestria! We are pleased to kick off the Nightmare Night Festivities and the 14th anniversary of the return of our beloved Princess Luna! Join us in celebration!
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Background Pony #C4F1
“Hahah, no. It’s a woman.”  
“Rilly?”
 
ENDING 1:  
”HAHAHAhaha! NOPE! APRIL FOOLS AGAIN, SUCKER! You’re so stupid!“  
ENDING 2:  
”HAHAHAhaha! YEP! Time to get out of here, little guy!“  
ENDING 3:  
||”HAHAHAhaha! NO. EAT MY BOOT!”  
“Nuuuuuuuuuu” SPLAT! ||  
ENDING 4:  
”HAHAHAhaha! NOPE! APRIL FOOLS AGAIN!”  
“Nuuuuuu!”  
“This person is actually a hermaphrodite.”  
“… Fwuffy no know what dat is.“
 
ENDING 5:  
||”HAHAHAhaha! NOPE! APRIL FOOLS AGA– Wait. Didn’t this already happen?”  
“Fwuffy no idea what yu talkn bout.” ||  
ENDING 6:  
”HAHAHAhaha– Did everything just jump around?”  
“Nuuuuuuu…?“
 
ENDING 7:  
”HAHAHAhaha– OH FU- WHAT THE HELL?”  
“Wha yu talkin bout…?“
 
ENDING 8:  
”HAHAHA– I’M CAUGHT IN SOME SORT OF TIME LOOP! I’ve got to get out of here!” Starts running towards door  
“Fwuffy no understand meenie hum–“
 
ENDING 9:  
”HAHAHA– I’m behind the counter again?!” Hops over counter and rushes towards the door  
ENDING 10:  
”HAHA– Ok, running isn’t working. Maybe I can wait it out.“
 
 
ENDING 29240:  
”HAH– Ok, I give up.” pulls out letter opener and slits throat  
“EEEEEEE!! MEENIE HUMAN FOREVER SWEEPIE!“
 
ENDING 29241:  
||”HAH– FUCK.” ||
 
 
MORAL OF THE STORY:  
||I shouldn’t post comments when I’m tired. ||