dashfriends need to leave :^)

@Background Pony #8C7C
 
@Background Pony #1A62  
yep, Dashie is such a criminal!

Dash destroy a whether factory  
Possibly destroying Equestria

@Adez451  
Fluttershy was escaping an attempted abduction by a home invader.  
Dash is the one to get charged there.

>Rainbow Dash  
four known counts of theft, two known counts vandalism, undetermined count of destruction of public property, undetermined count of destruction of private property, one known count of domestic terrorism, one known count of sabotage of government property, five known counts of assault, undetermined count of reckless endangerment of self, undetermined count of reckless endangerment of others, undetermined count of disturbing the peace, two known counts of desertion of government instated job, one count of cramping my hand from doing this.

Being too beautiful. Also, petty theft. (Read It And Weep)

>”Indiscriminate killing using cop-killer rounds”
 

@Strawberry_Mask Well she did make a big deal out of finding the real one.  
If it wasn’t at the very least destroying what little memory they had she could have just blasted all the Pinkies and the one left behind would be the real one.  
(which makes it kinda silly she didn’t try that on Tirek because it would be funny if it worked and split him into dozens and dozens of himself with little magic)

@Background Pony #3921
 
Some people think she murdered all those pinkie pie instead of just sending them back where they came from

when did twi ever kill anyone?

Rainbow Dash  
Speeding

@James Rye  
You and OP can just be goobers together then.

Guys, this is just a joke, I don’t agree with any of those arguments on the pic and I still gonna fav and uplaod it because it gave me a gppd laugh with the last one of RD. XD

rd also flies drunk

@anonymous-pony  
And let’s not forget the occasional cheating and stealing.

Damn, Rainbow Dash is like a Mary Sue now.

What, no mention of Rainbow Dash’s burglary of a hospital?

@anonymous-pony I hope that results in being brought into Fall canon, with Fluttershy having been sold into slavery to spare herself a similar humiliation.
 
 
@TheDog Well, we never did see that hospital security guard again, now did we?

@Background Pony #5E3D  
Dear delusional anon, see list below.
 
>speeding  
>reckless endangerment  
>destruction of property  
>equine trafficking

And the funny thing is that this as all true… I can’t think of a single incident of where Rainbow Dash has committed a serious crime. She is truly best pony and best waifu.

OP, you disgust me.

@Niggoslav_Krawczyk
 
When did Rainbow Dash start indiscriminately murdering people with Teflon-coated rounds?
 
I must have missed that episode.

@TheDog I think the joke is Rainbow’s done something equivalent to all these, but isn’t mentioned in any.
 
@Adez451 Suuuuuuure, and that’s why nothing is ever heard from them again rite? Totes daisy’d more than Daisy.

@plasmanomega  
She had no choice, man! She didn’t finish the book, and that’s what caused her to commit grand theft!

Rainbow Dash sneaked into a hospital to steal a book… and slippers…