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Just for fun since Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure All Star Battle is getting released today.

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Green Crimson
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Cozy Glow: What a stupid mane you got!  
Silverstream: That manestyle is kinda awful, you know?  
Yona: Yona thinks mane not so good.  
Ocellus: I’m very sorry. But do you think that your mane is a bit outdated?  
Smolder: I’m lucky that I didn’t ended up having that stupid manestyle.  
Gallus: Man, that mane… sucks.  
Sandbar: That mane looks like a black bean to me, don’t you think?
Background Pony #74C9
King Thorax: Spike told me about your worst Mane-Style ever.
 
Prince Pharynx: After this, I’m going to ask Thorax to forbid a Disguise with THAT stupid Mane-Style.
Background Pony #74C9
Princess Ember: This is why we Dragon’s don’t have Hairs.  
Yak: HAIR NOT SO PERFECT!
Background Pony #5B73
Twilight: That hair…it’s not scientifically possible!  
Fluttershy: Um…er…I’m sorry, but even I can’t compliment your hair….  
Rainbow Dash: Pfft…BAHAHAHAHA! YOUR HA…YOUR HAI…HAHAHAHAHA!  
Rarity: HEAVENS, darling! Pompadours were out of style before my parents were born!  
Applejack: That…can’t be your natural style.  
Pinkie: PSST! Don’t move…I think there’s an animal on your head…!
Background Pony #1E33
Friendship Games Version:
 
Sci-Twi: Is that hair a result of the strange energy coming from CHS?
 
Daydream Shimmer: I’m going to fix that hair with the Magic of Friendship!
 
Midnight Sparkle: Ugh! What a hairstyle! I don’t want to understand THAT kind of magic!
 
Principal Cinch: At Crystal Prep Academy, we believe strongly in having a good reputation, and having THAT kind of hair is NOT good for our reputation.
 
Sour Sweet: Wow, that hairstyle looks really great… AS TRASH!
 
Sugarcoat: That hairstyle is really bad and you should consider cutting it off.
 
Indigo Zap: Is that hairstyle bad?! WRONG ANSWER! IS. THAT. HAIRSTYLE. BAD?!
 
Lemon Zest: I wonder if rock music can help fix that hair?
 
Sunny Flare: Sorry, dearie, but these games aren’t about being nice, especially when it comes to being nice about your hair.
tigerrobocop

Prince Solaris: “you can wait, the first thing i am going to slay is that disgusting beast that is attached to your head”
 
Prince Artemis: “we knew that a lot has changed while we were on the moon, but THIS is what youngsters find fashionable nowdays?”
 
Dusk Shine: “i know i’m not exactly an expert in fashion, but that hairstyle is just awful”
 
Prince Dusk Shine: “maybe i should create a law limiting how much hair gel a single citizen can use…”
 
Bubble Berry: “pfft…HAHAHAHA! that’s got to be the funniest hairstyle i’ve ever seen”
 
Applejack(male): “you city folks get wierder and wierder every day…”
 
Rainbow Blitz: “dude, that’s some messed up hair you got there”
 
Elusive: “your atrocious hair is an insult to everything that fashion stands for! i will not allow such a shameful hairstyle to exist!”
 
Butterscotch: “oh, i’m sorry sir, it seeems that one of my birds decided to make a nest on your head…oh, that’s your hair…dear solaris…”
 
Eris: “i’ve been around for millenia, and i’ve got to say that your hair is the most stupid thing i’ve ever seen”
 
King Metamorph: “ugh, and i thought PONIES had a bad taste for hairstyles…”
 
Queen Umbra: “Destroy…ugly…hair…”
 
Good Queen Umbra: “i will never understand what leads one to do such a horrble thing to his own hair”
 
Lady Tirek: “before i take away your powers, i will destroy that hiedeous hair of yours”
 
The Great And Powerful Tristan: “the manestyle of I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRISTAN is clearly superior to yours!”
wildrook
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@wildrook
 
Cranky Doodle: I’m not one to talk concerning the wig, but when it’s natural, it seems…off…
 
Octavia: Knowing Vinyl, we’d both agree that the mane-do’s not exactly doing it for us.
 
Tree Hugger: I start to wonder if your mane-do’s bad vibes are due to the amount of gel you put on it.
 
Ditzy Hooves: I have the feeling I know where you went wrong with that mane…
 
Moondancer: (flips through the pages) No, I’ve got nothing for bad mane days in this book.
 
Yak Prince: The style you’re using is not your own, and that alone gets me angry!
wildrook
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Starlight Glimmer: And one of the benefits of being Equal is that you don’t have to have that horrendous manestyle.
 
Double Diamond: Damn, guy, what are you hiding in that mess?
 
Party Favor: They told me that the manestyle you’ve got is horrendous, and for the first time, I’ve listened.
 
Tree Hugger: I don’t like the look of your hairstyle…its aura is way off.
 
Discord (for the Smooze): This might seem odd to ask, but what kind of gems are you hiding between those hair follicles?
 
Shadow Bloom: Now I’m going to see if I can electrocute that horrendous mane!
 
Grandpa Gruff: Back in my day, we PREENED that row of feathers from our young!
wildrook
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@wildrook
 
Adiago: Someone must have a weird sense of hairstyle.
 
Aria: As soon as we get everyone under our control, first thing we do is get them to fix his hair.
 
Sonata: Does this guy think he’s a rock legend with that hairstyle? I think not.
 
Kelpie: (thinking) Maybe the flood would help straighten that ungodly mane out.
 
Rough Diamond: That hairstyle…I haven’t framed you now, have I? Hehehe…
wildrook
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Flutterbat: Hsss… (thinking) Ugh, what a pesky mane…looks like an outhouse for birds.
 
Angel: (Thinking) First thing I’m going to do is make sure that mane gets set on fire.
 
Garble: I wonder how big the flame will be if I set his head on fire.
 
Jade Singer: This guy’s hair reminds me of a VERY young Fancy Pants…what was he thinking?
WholeBeanGodot
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Zecora: I have never seen something so rare! I wonder what secrets lie in such eerie hair!
 
Snips: I wonder what happens when Trixie shoots magic at that hair?
 
Snails: Ehh? What’s that thing on your head?
 
EqG!Snips: Blackmail won’t be a problem for Sunset. Especially with that stupid hair.
 
EqG!Snails: …even my bedhead looks better than that.
 
Ahuizotl: Maybe I should give him some of my spare treasure, so he can get a better haircut.
 
Coco Pommel: It would take more than Manehattan-wide unity to fix that hair.
 
Flim: I wonder if hair tonics are a good idea?
 
Flam: Huh, I guess our baldness tonic actually worked. But why did it end up in such a weird shape?
wildrook
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Background Pony #B14B  
King Sombra: …Crystal…hair…freeze…
 
Good!King Sombra: The mane needs a little work if you’re wanting to impress someone.
 
Evil!Celestia: At this point, I wonder…is it even worth that mess?
 
A. K. Yearling: You might want to make sure there are no rocks falling onto that thing.
 
Blueblood: Ugh, what a disgusting hairstyle!
 
Suri Polomare: Maybe I should see if I could make my outfits JUST as outlandish as that mane.
 
Lord Tirek: Is this supposed to be a joke? I could have him EXECUTED for that style of mane.
 
Time Turner: Have to be careful on how I say this, but…your mane…it’s not exactly ginger.
Background Pony #8190
Sweetie Belle: I re­al­ly like your… mane?
 
Diamond Tiara: Ugh! That is the ugliest mane EVER!
 
Derpy: Wow, even I’m not dumb enough to have that mane!
 
Fancy Pants: I say, your mane is quite intriguing to look at.
 
???: I am Groot.
wildrook
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Shining Armor: Applicants of the Royal Guard must keep their mane to helmet level.
 
Flash Sentry: I doubt the Crystal Heart can fix THAT mess.
 
Time Turner: All my life, I’ve never seen anypony with a style like that. Needs a fez. Fezzes are cool.
 
Cheerilee: This guy’s mane is 20 years out of style.
 
Blueblood: Is that how the commonwealth style their manes? How dreadful.
 
Maud: Not enough rock in his style.
 
Spitfire: That mane style is a deterrant in aerodynamics. Then again, I don’t see this man flying. Would be an improvement.
 
Iron Will: If the mane don’t fit, OBLITERATE IT.
 
Roseluck: The horror…THE HORROR!
wildrook
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

CMC: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS SALON STYLISTS YAY!
 
Gilda: Ugh, never thought I’d see a lame-o hairdo like THAT!
 
Trixie: The Offended and Disgusted Trixie doesn’t like the style of your mane!
 
Cheese Sandwich: Huh, wonder what kind of barber did THIS guy crawl from, Boneless?
 
Sunset: And I thought Flash’s hair was crazy…
 
Lightning Dust: I wonder what would happen if I speed past his mane…
 
Chrysalis: After I’m done with you, I’m going to make sure my drones never use that awful mane as a disguise.
 
Tirek: World Domination must wait. First, I’ll try a bit of target practice on this stallion’s mane. (Bonus bit, Crazy Diamond brings him to full strength, then crushes him back to his weakened state)
 
Nightmare Moon: A thousand years to face THIS!?! You’re kidding, right?
 
Nightmare Rarity: Ugh, first chance I’m getting, I shall outlaw that style in the Nightmare Forces’ Kingdom.
Background Pony #E46C
Celestia: Oh dear, is Discord up to shenanigans again?
 
Cadence: Umm, I love your… hairstyle?
 
Luna: Ha ha! The grease has been doubled!
 
Big Mac: ……. Nope
 
Spike: You are a natural! A natural disaster!
 
Discord: Hmm, so I guess I don’t need to cause chaos with your hair anyway.
WholeBeanGodot
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Dash: Bahahahahahaha! Who purposely has such a lame hair anyway?
 
Twilight: As Princess, I must make sure no one in Equestria has that kind of hair.
 
Pinkie Pie: I store things in my hair all the time! What about you? …ewwww, grease!
 
Rarity: Some ponies just don’t know a THING about fashion. Seriously, who INTENTIONALLY has an ugly hairstyle?
 
Applejack: Y’know, when I dressed up as Applejewel just to prove a point, I didn’t think I could be topped in terms of ridiculous hairstyle.
 
Fluttershy: Oh no! I hope the little birdies don’t land in the wrong spot! That hair looks like a nest!
DudeManGuy
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Waifu Hoarder
I downloaded JJBA: All Star Battle last night, and midway through the last fight of Part 3 in story mode, my PS3 got the Yellow Light of Death.