@Grumpykins  
It is. Someone is just messing around.

I though slowpoke was supposed to be months or years late. :P

@DanielTepesKraus  
Its a region that is like 40% water, and the majority of whose music involves horns, which leads to people describing it as the ‘wet trumpet region’.

@DanielTepesKraus
 
Better than the canon Hoenn

@DanielTepesKraus  
Not even close, dude.

Okay. Just for kicks I, as someone who knows absolutely nothing about Pokemen, is going to try to describe what a Hoenn is.
 
A Hoenn is a chicken-type Pokeman. It’s wings are too small to enable flight, so it has instead evolved a large horn on it’s head to attack with. It builds up speed by flapping it’s wings whilst running and headbutts it’s foes as it’s main offensive maneuver. It is also capable of laying eggs which contain items at random. Hoenn evolves into Banteen at level 15 and gains true flight, as well as the ability to drop eggs which explode on impact. Dash Fetchum from Packet City has a Hoenn as his signature pokemen along with a scritter the silverfish pokeman, and a luminado the lightbulb pokeman.
 
Let the lambasting unto me begin.