Maud Pie is a pony who loves rocks
therefore, Maud fell in love with Discord (turned to stone)
but some ponies, disagreed, she created consternation
Celestia: Discord, how could you!?
Discord was turned to stone, could only use their thoughts
Discord (mind): what the hell?
Maud:! Hello oh lord of chaos … Discord is very attractive … strong and cold …
Discord (mind): what is happening?
Fluttershy: Discord! How could you do that? I thought that you were my friend
discord (mind) but they are talking about?
Pinkie: OMG! Discord fell in love with my sister, no!!, Discord with my sister! Why?
Discord (mind): I am a rock, I have not done anything!
Maud: Discord oh I love you, never change!
Discord: WTF?!
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