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Champions of Equestria

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I had this scenario in my head for way too long, so here you go.  
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    Holy shit. Luna be jelly of those Duck Tits (Woohoo!)  
    This is amazing by the way. Thank you so much!

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We Crossdress Harder
You have just been full-eclipsed  
(Prin-cess Lu-na)  
Short shorts, makeup, pouty lips  
(To the moon-a)
 
But there’s just one thing  
That you’re still missing–
 
Duck tits! Ooo-woo-ooh!  
You’ve got wings but not these things, not  
Duck tits! Ooo-woo-ooh!  
Yours may please but next to these they’re  
Schmuck tits!
 
A nice patootie perks behind you  
Mane and tail are well-aligned too  
But it’s true, they’re just not huge-ass
 
Duck tits! Ooo-woo-ooh!  
You’ve got wings but not these things, not  
Duck tits! Ooo-woo-ooh!  
Yours may please but next to these they’re  
Schmuck tits! Ooo-woo-ooh!  
Not pony tits or pega-tits  
No, duck tits! Ooo-woo-ooh!