That’s a Jo-Jo pose if ever I saw one.

@Background Pony #3C9E
 
She definitely would talk some enemies to death, but I doubt she’d be insane/oblivious enough to ask “what’s the red stuff coming out of your skull?”

Badass Pinkie is the coolest thing ever. You just know she’d be ever-so-cheerfully bludgeoning the enemies of ponykind into the dust with her crystal hooves of asskicking while talking about utterly random things. “So should they be chimicherries or cherrychangas? C’mon, answer me! …how come you guys were all ‘RAHKILLYOUNOW’ with your really big guns a minute ago and now you’re not moving anymore and what’s all that red stuff coming out of your skulls? That doesn’t look very healthy! You should really eat some apples ‘cause my friend applejack says an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but you know, Doctor Whooves is a really nice guy even if he’s always running somewhere so why would I want to keep him away? Oh, and I’m really sorry for all the holes I punched in your tank things but Rarity says bomb craters really don’t go with Ponyville’s color scheme and it’d be a real fashion faux pas. Hee hee, that’s fun to say! Fauxpasfauxpasfauxpasfauxpas… but how come it’s spelled all weird?”

@Cyborg_pony  
She has some self-control. She just rarely exercises it.

@FanOfMostEverything  
Then she’d be too busy gnawing on her arms too fight.

Headcanon: That’s actually rock candy. Magical reinforcement gives it a Mohs hardness of roughly 9.5, but rock candy.

@T-storm Berzerker
 
Nope.
 
Just earth pony badassery.

I can almost hear the sound effects.
 
A simultaneous thunk from the heavy force and clink from the crystal.
 
DIAMOND KNUCKLES, BITCH

“Unicorns may like their bang and flash, but earth ponies are more about the crack and smash!”
 
Some particularly stout earth ponies were used as living siege engines, either to batter down wooden doors or wedge open stone walls with plant overgrowth.

Inb4 “nanomachines son”

“does pinkie have to crystal-slap a bitch?”

Yeah, that tag says it.

Incoming Pain.