“You’ve never heard of a sperm bank?”

Hi!

@Ertinax
 
Jeff Goldblum, go home. You’re either drunk or just simply being way too Jeff Goldblum for your own good. Now, oh, um, I dunno, oh, um, like, you should probably take a, um, break. Um.
 
No offense to you or Jeff Goldblum, OP, he’s just a really, really easy target. Oh, um, like, oh, um, and no offense to Fluttershy. Because she’s too cute for me to willingly offend and, uh, clearly the obvious. Oh, um.
 
Um.

@Joseph Raszagal
 
@bucky
 
“Ah, um, er, life - that is - life, ah–” (pause) “Finds! A… wayyyy…”

In the sixth month of Elizabeth’s pregnancy, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin’s name was Mary. The angel went to her and said, “Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you.”
 
Mary was greatly troubled at his words and wondered what kind of greeting this might be. But the angel said to her, “Do not be afraid, Mary; you have found favor with God. You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you are to call him Jesus. He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High. The Lord God will give him the throne of his father David, and he will reign over Jacob’s descendants forever; his kingdom will never end.”
 
“How will this be,” Mary asked the angel, “since I am a virgin?”
 
The angel answered, “The Holy Spirit will come on you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you. So the holy one to be born will be called[b] the Son of God. Even Elizabeth your relative is going to have a child in her old age, and she who was said to be unable to conceive is in her sixth month. For no word from God will ever fail.”
 
“I am the Lord’s servant,” Mary answered. “May your word to me be fulfilled.” Then the angel left her.

@bucky
 
As is to be expected of large bridges. Lots of hiding room ’neath there, mate.

@Joseph Raszagal  
aye that it was with many trolls under it.

Sleeping with men.

@bucky
 
I would! Was it a big bridge?

@DanielTepesKraus  
who wants to hear a story about a bridge?

BonBon: Well not with your child, obviously.

@bucky
 
lol Bucky I was gonna give the exact quote.

@bucky  
@Joseph Raszagal  
Did you know the scene in the beginning with Doctor Grant and the seat belt foreshadowed that? He had two female ends of the seat belts and made them work.

Magical lesbian butt babies, duh.

Harpsy

Either cheating happened or there’s some impending magical lesbian spawn. (Or both?)

@bucky
 
Oh, Goldblum… I miss your awkwardness in cinema.

Life finds a way.  

Magic of course.