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Pinkie only requires you to do one small thing in order to gain her love and also sex. :3
Fixed the typo, please merge or delete the other one.
Fixed the typo, please merge or delete the other one.
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I see.
“Yes.”
You certainly like the Joker, don’t you?
I’m on the way, ladies.
I see. Well, where’s Lyra or Vinyl then? I’ve got nothing against Pinkie, but still…
You’re not allowed to enter Equestria unless you have sex with at least one pony.
Yes, if your plan was to OD in an Olsen twin’s apartment at the height of your career. Otherwise, nah, just mayhem and stuff.
No, not really.
Don’t you mean:
“It’s simple, we kill the batmare”
…Now how do I get back?
and thus the Singularity was achieved, all in the goal of fucking a pastel colored pony (read in Morgan Freeman’s voice)
Yes stand back guys, you too Emmet. Ghost Vitruvius is about to get lucky tonight…
Called it!
@Techy Pony
I’d do it, if possible. Though, I’d probably end up like Gargamel from the Smurfs and spend my entire adult life doing so.
Oh, and, uh… she was lying about the sex. So there’s that.
You know what, I’ll just get my pink pony pussy, s’good enough.
Day 2: Monitor was destroyed in initial test.
Day 3: The broken monitor has been sewn onto my head. Perhaps this will lead to the mysterious fourth wall.
Day 1,337: The monitor has fully infused with my head, but no progress yet.
Day 2,014: I am slowly beginning to traverse the Web.
Day 7,638: 101010101100 11 01110
Day 7,639: I have become the Internet, however there is no evidence of a fourth wall. I am pulling the plug.
End Transmission