Option 1…as a colt.
 
>Time it so I show up the day after Hearts & Hooves Day.  
>Now I have a whole year for my evil plan.  
>Twist has a crush on me.  
>String her along.  
>Never return her love, but don’t shoot her down either.  
>Drop her some crumbs of affection.  
>Make her think she has a chance.  
>Keep this up for the whole year.  
>Hearts & Hooves Day returns…my year is almost up.  
>Blushing nervously, Twist gives me her H&H Day Valentine.  
>In front of the whole class.  
>*“Will you be my very thpecial thomepony?”*  
>Utterly destroy her.  
>”What makes you think I’d ever want an ugly, lisping retard?”  
>”Nopony will ever want to be with a bridge troll like you!”  
>”I’d rather lick a hydra’s toe cheese than kiss you!”  
>”You should just throw yourself off the Ponyville hydroelectric dam.”  
>Twist is emotionally ruined.  
>Bawling her eyes out, humiliated in front of her classmates.  
>Miss Cheerilee just stands there, speechless.  
>Even Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon feel bad for her.  
>Trot out, like a BOSS.  
>Never look back.  
>At midnight, my year as a colt is up.  
>Return to being human.  
>Zero fucks given about Twist’s broken heart.

Option 1 as a colt.  
I can totally see a win-win situation on Option 2 for some people . . .

Um, option 1 as a filly. Spankings AND free candy? I’m in!