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Sunset Shimmer flirts with America’s most famous founding father.
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Well that explains… nothing.Okay then.
This.
You’re welcome.
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Huh. What’ya know. I was wrong.
It seems I got my information from a source that couldn’t do math.
Okay. Let me try something else then:
“So, Georgie… what was the first big thing you ever did?”
“Started a world war.”
“That’s wicked. Really really wicked. I like you.”
Well Mr. Revisionist, that’s a pretty dumb way to describe a surprise attack, especially one that only resulted in 20 deaths out of 1400. Hardly a “killed them all” sort of situation, wouldn’t you say?
“Killed them all in their beds.”
“That’s wicked. Really really wicked. I like you.”
Well, it seems you didn’t.
Though if his soldiers hated him, why would they have offered to make him king?
I think you’ve got him confused for Jefferson.
Oops, it was Robert’s father, not grandfather.
Henry Lee III
Alright, hold up for one second. Just what General Lee are you even talking about? If you’re going to go around making such bold claims, I hope you’re ready to back them up.
Well that and he liked to take other commanders glory, ordering them to retreat so he can take the fame for a victory. (He did that to General Lee, Robert E. Lee’s grandfather. Washington won the battle, but he lost more men then he would have if Lee had kept at it.
Needless to say, Lee hated his guts.)
Let’s not forget how he pissed off his soldiers that one winter and they almost had a revolt.
Just a sec…he’s not a douchebag…unless you’re referring to the Whiskey Tax.