That is a very scary hand!

Mission failed.

😂😂😂😂

how a pony would really react to a human hitting on her

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen!

Duck this

Silly anon, just follow her home, wait till she’s alone and apologize sincerely for making her feel uncomfortable.

Now I want somebody to make a Frank Zito in Equestria story.

@thps48  
that is true

@faele  
High probability this was made by a Coco fan. XD

Haha this made my day  
take that cocofans! xD

@Mega-Gojira  
Don’t got Justice League of America’s phone number, but I got Justice League of Britain’s on speed dial… Oh, this says Captain Britain. Never mind. :T

Somebody call Godzilla, Avengers, JLA, Autobots, Ninja Turtles, Z Warriors and every Freaking Power House…… BECAUSE NO ONE HARRASSES COCO OR ANY WAIFU!!!!!!

Alternative
 

@Huacaya  

 
Truer words have never been spoken.

I love it when crushing reality asserts itself in these memes. :D

And then Anon went home and had a frank and honest appraisal of his life. He decided to stop being a creeper by no longer fixating on superficial, unrealistic and unreciprocated relationships. Instead he decided to develop real and sustained relationships with the people/ponies around him. It was hard and unrewarding at first but in the end created a mature and healthy anon whom Coco would actually want to interact with.
 
But only after masturbating furiously over Coco’s glorious ass. We are all only human after all.

what is going on…? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Shadowwk  
I mean hobbies. Well this is embarrassing. My first comments is probably one of the weirdest comment on this site.

@phoenixacezero  
You own hobos and named them drawing, typing up stories, and playing video games? That seems cruel.

@thps48  
Phoenixacezero here  
My hobos are drawing, typing up stories, and playing video games.
 
My some ships are  
Twixie  
Gildashy  
Soarindash  
Carajack  
Spike x rarity  
Pokeypie  
Fancyfleur  
Oc x canon ship  
Wolfgang x coco pommel  
Paradox x chrysalis
 
… that is all.

@Background Pony #8543
 
Sorry. Just that message creep me out

@Background Pony #4715  
What are you going to kill me with–your grammar? Seriously, chill the fuck out and don’t threaten to kill people on the internet over a cartoon horse. And you think I’m a pervert?

@Background Pony #96B3  
I ain’t not as anal as the rest of these fucks, but they’ll like you more if you use a username. :T

No. I don’t have an account here.