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NewMLPFan

My response would have been “Well don’t be too sure about that, Principal Celestia. A lot of guys have a thing for older women so I wouldn’t give up hope yet.”
arro666

@cute_celestia
 
Actually since a woman has over 400,000 eggs distributed between their ovaries she will have roughly 30,000 years before she runs out.
 
That’s a long time to find that special someone.
BleedingHeart

Well thats a crock of dooky.
 
I for one have an appreciation of the sexiness of older women.
 
And second, does anyone remember that article from Destructoid where PS3 & Ps4 both topped at 1st for MILF watchers [3rd xbox, 5th Wii, 2nd Internet].
 
While were on the subject look up Benjamin Franklin’s 8 reasons for dating older women.
 
Im also remembering from the Maury show when it was a bout a teenager who was dating an older woman. Maury asked the guy: “Why dont you like dating girls your own age.” To which the the boy responds: “…Cause Girls dont like d***.” Then every man in the audience rose from their seats and cheered.
TheZcmme

@Kappe  
Well lets say besides colored skin another off thing in the Equestria Girl’s World is Principals and Vice Princapals live up to thousands of years.