“Run for your life! I said, RUN!”

@The_Martian_Poet  

Yeah, that’s right, keep running! Maybe you’ll lose some weight!

Even Babs knows better.

Wait, don’t go; I just want to cuddle you tenderly!

You can hide but you cannot run from my hugs!

@sumbozo
 
A man sufficiently possessing of a trilby will win the day. There is no escape.

The return of the enemy.

If they’re wearing those hats that are often mistaken for fedoras, run faster!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE THRILL IS IN THE CHASE!
 
I agree with the description.  
Fortunately I am very lucky my friends don’t give a shit. Even found one out is secretly a brony. FTW.  
The rest of my mates do exactly this, in light hearted humour.  
Defiantly not being arseholes.  
The most common one I hear when I enter a room is “HUG ALERT!” at the top of someone’s lungs.  
Rocking out and watching ponys every so often, what can go wrong?
 
/season 5 gets canceled/  
FUCK!!!!!

Aw don’t run… I just want to gently caress your delicious blank flank~

Yes, run from me my Bronze colored filly. You cannot escape the hugs.