This tumbler is deaaaaad

“Why, the suggestion that I’ve licked watermelon juice from my sister’s belly button is absurd.”  
“Huh, I didn’t see that commen~~”  
“That I would trace lazy circles with my tounge across her toned stomach as I stared into her eyes.”  
“Hmmm”  
“Her finger nails pinching gently into my scalp as she slowly loses the last modicum of her self control and looks down to me with tears in her and pleads for me to go further down and~~”  
“Let me just get a pen. And a melon”  
“Such disgusting and graphic thoughts just make me so mad, I feel the waves of heat running through my body at the sheer thought.”