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Ah, so stoic.

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No, petting would be considered battery.
 
do u even law bro?
 
Also it has to be unwanted. If he’s totally okay with you scratching his ears everything’s ok :D
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i think it would have been better if in the last one where he breaks down turning into a complete sloppy mess crying out his thank yous and i love yous
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And you’d go to the torture chamber, where they’d scratch behind your ears and pet you and rub your belly until you’ve had no more. It’s an empty threat, but surprisingly effective.
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i’d find this more amusing if there was a blush or an attempt to remain stoic.