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Ah, so stoic.
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No, petting would be considered battery.
do u even law bro?
Also it has to be unwanted. If he’s totally okay with you scratching his ears everything’s ok :D
still love it tho
Stop! You violated the law!
No. Just a rather frie–
What is this, the Spaneighs Inquisition?
Secretly? Isn’t it obvious?
Actually, he secretly likes you, so he let this slide.
hence why the torture chamber, i suppose.
I’d actually hate that
And you’d go to the torture chamber, where they’d scratch behind your ears and pet you and rub your belly until you’ve had no more. It’s an empty threat, but surprisingly effective.
Really.
…wait, really?