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Well, after I saw Expiration Date, I just had to do this.

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Background Pony #1592
“You? But you’re terrible with stallions.”
 
“What? No! I’m great with stallions…but you, Rarity, you’re amazing with GENTLEMEN.”
Background Pony #1592
@Urishima
 
It’s another line from Expiration Date, when the Soldier reveals what he’s been doing in the meantime.
DashVader
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

AJ: Girls! Hey, fellas, listen! It’s just pies that get tumors!  
Fluttershy: Not even tumors! It’s some form of self-aware beauty mark that only metastiscises in an environment of pure wheat! Here, watch this! Oh, see, I think he likes me!  
AJ: So, we’re fine. As long as nopony teleports pies.  
Spike: Question!  
AJ: What’s yer question, Spike?  
Spike: I teleported pies!  
AJ: What?  
Spike: You told me to!  
AJ: How many?  
Spike: I have done nothing but teleport pies for three days!  
Fluttershy: squeak Wh-where? Where have you been sending them?! eep!  
rumbles
CogWeaver
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I need a ponified version of this with Spike as scout trying to win over Rarity and being mentored by… I don’t know, Discord or Fancy Pants or someone - someone that could play the Spy role and easily call Spike an idiot.
 
That or gender swap the roles and have Cadence play the part of Spy here and Twi as scout. That might work.
Background Pony #1592
One of Valve’s finest works so far. Haven’t had Scout/Spy interactions like these since Meet The Spy.