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Background Pony #04F4
the mother about to give enteral sleep to her runt THWACK!!!!!! i whack her with a knife “y hewt fwuffy” i kill her and let the babies live nice and long and behaved
FossilDiggerPegasus

Me: Fluffy….
 
Pink Mother: Wha…?
 
Me: What was my rule?
 
Pink Mother: Mummah’s mus’ wuv aww babbehs equawwy.
 
Me: And what happens when you don’t follow that rule?
 
Pink Mother: Huu… Mummah nu can haf babbehs. hands the yellow foal to me
 
Me: And the runt.
 
Pink Mother: Otay… walks over to the green foal Dummeh poopie babbeh nu haf mummah nu moaw. Onwy daddeh.
 
Green Foal: doesn’t move
 
Pink Mother: Babbeh?
 
Green Foal: still doesn’t move
 
Me: What’s taking so….. sees the green foal Oh…..
 
Pink Mother: Fwuffy am bad mummah, gif wowsest babbeh foreva sweepies.
 
Me: Way to go. walks away
Background Pony #B65B
@Background Pony #606E  
It probably is. The mother probably barely fed it, allowing the likely bestest yellow baby to drink as much as it wanted and the green got whatever was left over, leaving the green’s growth and development cycle stunted.
Background Pony #B780
Interesting how the rejected baby isn’t yet speaking or opening its eyes, yet the accepted baby is. Don’t know if it was intentional or not, but…