I’m going to have to say sorry to Luna. Because while her “one with the shadows” ability is the most tempting, I’ve already made a pact with the one true God. I walk out from the cave to forge my own way.

@wilizin  
I’m the opposite… I don’t think I could manage to walk any of these paths properly, so all I could really do is walk away and wait for everything to come crashing down around me.

As much as it would be cool to team up with any of these guys, I’m no ones slave. I’d just leave the cave and try to forge my own destiny.

I think you mean Disciples of Celestia take more time to tire, rather than less.

I walk with Luna

sombra is tha best

This is good fodder for MLP:45E cleric domains.

“Fear cuts deeper than swords”
 
I see what you did there.

The colors of magic and generosity should be swapped.

@Red Miles  
Yeah but… isnt it FUN anyway?

@Red Miles  
Yeah, true. It COULD turn my spear into rubber. Or it could turn into a giant fire-breathing Hydra that wants to eat everything but me.

For the chaos being able to defend against everything here, remember that magic has a chance to do its own thing when you use it. Have fun stopping that spear when your magic goes “LOL, forget you! Im gonna do my own thing!”
 
I think I’d choose Luna myself. Psychological warfare and a knife in the shadows is plenty if you take the right opportunities.

@441TheSecond  
Five bucks it’s the latter.

@Villain Pony  
I can’t tell whether the line is supposed to be a reference to a tired Portal joke that hasn’t been funny for over 5 years, or another asinine attempt to put Celestia and Luna at odds, because people for some reason like them as enemies.

Also, “the Light is a lie.” Really?

@PonyPon  
EVERYTHING proof.

@441TheSecond  
Is it immune to theft?

@Marshmallon  
Nu-uh, I have an everything-proof shield.

@441TheSecond  
Except your spear is now made of rubber and, since you are weakened by the darkness, your hit barely does any bludgeon damage.

Celestia, of course.
 
I’m a godamn Sun Purist, motherfuckers.
 
 
@Marshmallon  
>You against a Celesta disciple? Make light, generate darkness instead.  
Alright, and while you’re distracting yourself with your flashy lightshow, I’ll gut you with a spear.  
Because I am, at the end of the day, a combat pragmatist. And I love polearms.

I’d go with the chaos one.  
You can basically beat anything else with some out of the box and strange effects.
 
You against a Celesta disciple? Make light, generate darkness instead.
 
Against Luna’s fears? Change the object of your fear’s balance so you can laugh at it!
 
Cadence tries to beat you with attraction? Don’t bother! She’s not gonna attack you.
 
Sombra gaseous form gives you trouble? Change gas weight and mass to like 10 tons to block him down.
 
Changeling horde approaching? Revert gravity in a small area so team rocket can blast off again.
 
Getting mana drained by Tirek?  
Time freeze and stab him. If he act first and weakens you, just fill his lungs with water.
 
Twilight’s trying to teach you a lesson? Screw with mind/body coordination, or optics.
 
Moony wants revenge?  
Make darkness bright as light!
 
Ahuizotl wants the treasure in your lair? Just make the gold or whatever you have intangible. The greed will keep him amused for years to come.
 
And finally, anothe chaos disciple trying to get you? Well… good luck. Or cast final fantasy 9 meteor and hope for that 9999 damage…
 
 
But seriously… screwing with physiscs (basically 99% of the things in the world) is just too OP. And if you mess up, well it doesn’t matter, you still have fun!

Luna, duh.

Already working for Arioch, Knight of the Swords, Lord of the Higher Hell, unfortunately.

I know it’s unfinished, but at the moment I’m gonna have to go with Tirek.

I’d want to be a High Priest of Chrysalis :3