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I’m the opposite… I don’t think I could manage to walk any of these paths properly, so all I could really do is walk away and wait for everything to come crashing down around me.
I see what you did there.
Yeah but… isnt it FUN anyway?
Yeah, true. It COULD turn my spear into rubber. Or it could turn into a giant fire-breathing Hydra that wants to eat everything but me.
I think I’d choose Luna myself. Psychological warfare and a knife in the shadows is plenty if you take the right opportunities.
Five bucks it’s the latter.
I can’t tell whether the line is supposed to be a reference to a tired Portal joke that hasn’t been funny for over 5 years, or another asinine attempt to put Celestia and Luna at odds, because people for some reason like them as enemies.
EVERYTHING proof.
Is it immune to theft?
Nu-uh, I have an everything-proof shield.
Except your spear is now made of rubber and, since you are weakened by the darkness, your hit barely does any bludgeon damage.
I’m a godamn Sun Purist, motherfuckers.
@Marshmallon
>You against a Celesta disciple? Make light, generate darkness instead.
Alright, and while you’re distracting yourself with your flashy lightshow, I’ll gut you with a spear.
Because I am, at the end of the day, a combat pragmatist. And I love polearms.
You can basically beat anything else with some out of the box and strange effects.
You against a Celesta disciple? Make light, generate darkness instead.
Against Luna’s fears? Change the object of your fear’s balance so you can laugh at it!
Cadence tries to beat you with attraction? Don’t bother! She’s not gonna attack you.
Sombra gaseous form gives you trouble? Change gas weight and mass to like 10 tons to block him down.
Changeling horde approaching? Revert gravity in a small area so team rocket can blast off again.
Getting mana drained by Tirek?
Time freeze and stab him. If he act first and weakens you, just fill his lungs with water.
Twilight’s trying to teach you a lesson? Screw with mind/body coordination, or optics.
Moony wants revenge?
Make darkness bright as light!
Ahuizotl wants the treasure in your lair? Just make the gold or whatever you have intangible. The greed will keep him amused for years to come.
And finally, anothe chaos disciple trying to get you? Well… good luck. Or cast final fantasy 9 meteor and hope for that 9999 damage…
But seriously… screwing with physiscs (basically 99% of the things in the world) is just too OP. And if you mess up, well it doesn’t matter, you still have fun!