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Description

>Calorie is a serial force feeder  
>convicted for stuffing six ponies to near-immobility  
>escaped prison by inflating a guard until he blew, destroying half the cell block  
>currently on the loose, carefully expanding ponies to throw off investigators  
>possibly heading to Ponyville, where his daughter currently lives with the Apple family  
>Celestia have mercy on their waistlines

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Background Pony #FE4C
@Background Pony #D45D  
Yeah, but those guards aren’t very stretchy anyway. It’s almost unbelievable how much their training glosses over or doesn’t mention at all, like the correct way to deal with mysterious cupcake deliveries. No wonder they always fail.
Background Pony #7588
@Lightsaga
 
That’s what makes him so dangerous, you never expect him to be dangerous until it is too late.
 
He blew up a guard for crying out loud!
Winter_Light
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Hopefully he doesn’t find me.
 
How come someone like him is so hard to keep locked anyways? it’s not like he has weapons or anything really dangerous.