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Background Pony #F80F
Because you’re such a bitch all the time, and thus, we can only assume it’s due to a lack of sex.
Background Pony #1051
Because nobody’s waiting for a “mare who’s just not feeling like it today”.
Background Pony #BC93
cuz you’re so uptight that’s the only way your vag will unclamp without somebody having to shoot you up with muscle relaxents.
Background Pony #B5E7
Because you are a mare. And they need a reason why you are wanting sex, so they pick the obvious one.
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why
Because you’re hot, but most people don’t think they’ll have a chance with you unless you need to have sex that desperately.