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Jormungandr

“If your mother was an alien, and your father was a lobster, your hands would look like… THESE!”
(reveals her hooves as lobster pincers)
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And now Pinkie Pie with more Vital Information for your everyday life.
Pinkie Pie: At fine restaurants, it’s considered rude to butter yourself.
You are what you eat. I’m a triple-tier chocolate cake with peppermint frosting and rainbow sprinkles.
I scream, you scream. We all scream when we slam our hoof in the barn door.
This is no way to treat the world. (Punches a globe)
It’s NOT a good idea to wear a dress covered in gems and wander into the dragon lands and yell, ‘HEY, DRAGONS! I’M WALKING CANDY!’.
Dance like nopony’s watching. But since you ARE watching… 5, 6, 7, 8! (dons a top hat and cane and starts dancing like to a big band number)
When the going gets tough, the tough get going. When the brownies are baking I’M COMING OVER!
If somepony asks you what time it is, you’ll sound weird if you say ‘It’s time to eat someone’s shoes!’.
It’s better to give than to receive. Especially if you receive garbage.
If you get an ‘F’ on a test, don’t say to your teacher, ‘Well, what did you expect, moron? I didn’t study!’.
This has been Pinkie Pie with more Vital Information for your everyday life.
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If you ever find yourself between a rock and a hard place, it probably means you need to reverse the astral projection spell you accidentally cast.