Failtroll
 
For most equines. 10 years old is half of their life span…. IF an equine is 10 and they are attracted to humans, well, more power to them. I hate these whiney biggots, but they are fricken hilarious.

BRB, writing fanfic.

@Twilatron217  
That was rather disappointing. Trolling is a fine art; you shouldn’t overplay your hand like that.

Looks at blog………….. LOOOL IT’S ABOUT THE BIBLE XD!

Can’t tell if troll or just extremely stupid.  

@Lupin Quill  
Huh, that’s actually pretty interesting. Thanks for posting!

lol

It’s pretty obvious, but very amusing.

This has to be a joke Tumblr, not even the pink one is depraved enough to say “They look 10, and they want me.”

As am I OP xD
 
Also interesting read:  
“aesthetic attraction to these marshmallow ponies is not unnatural. Let me explain to you why, very briefly. A hormonally and psychologically normal human male begins to produce large amounts of testosterone, GnRH, and other sexual hormones around the age of 12-14. We all know this, right? Good
 
Now as to why ponies seem to be attractive to certain males that have undergone puberty. There is a number of reasons:
 
>The human has been found to be attracted to members of the opposite sex with symmetrical, average, normal attributes. Known by some anthropologists as Koinophilia, this factor causes attraction by attributes such as lack of facial abnormalities, blemishes (excluding moles, acne and scars) or fashion items considered “unfit” or unusual for a certain culture. Ponies fit Koiniphilic attraction in the sense hat their faces are very symmetrical. Their enlarged eyes make it even easier to notice the symmetry of their faces. Their snout shape can also subconsciously show give the perception of a lack of integumentary blemishes, and gives the message of smooth, clear skin, even if it may be abnormally colored
 
>Most males are attracted to longer hair in females. Pony hair (manes) is very elaborate, to the point where achieving some of the ponies hairstyles such as Rarity’s or Fluttershy’s in humans is physically implausible. The perception of thicker, healthier, longer hair in ponies can cause some attraction in males
 
>Neoteny. Neoteny is a fancy word for what many call “cuteness”. And I don’t mean “that’s a cute puppy” type of cute, but the “that’s a cute girl” type of cute. Neoteny is simply the characteristic of retaining youthful, infantile attributes after achieving a state of sexual fertility in females. Large eyes (and irises), small nose, small body, thinner lips, and large facial expressiveness. In this sense, ponies overachieve. All such characteristics are present in them. I can guarantee every straight, healthy male that has watched this show has seen a pony do a facial expression that they deem “cute” at one time or another
 
All these attractions are natural in human males as they give the message of healthfulness and fertility in a potential female partner. This type of neotonic animation is not only seen with ponies, but many other kids show and ESPECIALLY with Japanese animation. Anime and manga has a saturation of neotonic, Koinophilic characters: a trend usually referred to as “Moe” by anime fans and “otaku”. Any of you guys ever wonder why you were attracted to Sailor Moon back in the day? That’s why
 
Now please understand that all aesthetic classification of sexual attractiveness is only in theory and statistic. Many people have personal preferences, and cultural as well, to what beauty is. But this might answer why subconsciously why some people find ponies to be aesthetically/sexually attractive”

upvoted, because it made me laught

@Boomerang 503  
“I´m pretty sure this one is a prostitute” is the key line to unlock all of the comment as a parody, not a real statement of the retardation of one prudish parent.

Poe’s Law at its finest.