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Background Pony #E417
“Make haste, Applejack - the others know of Rolf’s load of baloney!”
Megafanboyjunior

Deep below the dirt and rocks there lives the  
bearded maiden fair  
Whose kitchen pot is bigger than her size of underwear….Hey!  
Yeshmiyek who peels the root and grinds the sausage with her boot!  
Yeshmiyek who cures the meat and stuffs the fruits and sugared beets!  
Yeshmiyek who salts the pork and stabs it with her silver fork!  
Yeshmiyek who cuts the cheese and gives the loaf of bread a squeeeeze!  
But should your chores be never done your feeble arms too weak to toil  
Yeshmiyek will surely come… and throw you in the pot to boil!  
…Yeshmiyek who smokes the fish and lays a slab on every dish!  
Yeshmiyek who guts the hare and seasons it with special care!