@dsfghjk  
Nah, they’re still alive.

RIP

@Antonyourknee  
Moving on.

@HighRollerHydra  
No it’s only 3:41 am. I can wait another hour.

@Antonyourknee  
Uh…I think you need a nap.

@HighRollerHydra  
Yes a Pegasus,but one that has vaguely explained difficulties in achieving the biological niche of her race…I could never feel like scootaloo! Why to get the authentic scoots experience I would have to be born in a world where everyone shaved their hair to fuel the specifically hair fueled fire in the earth’s core to prevent it from going out only to find as I grew that I was stricken with baldness!…and I would have to have a worship complex for chewbacca I guess…but at least I would have friends and family to help me with my horrible chickenisits(the man who named my imaginary afflication is a chicken farmer who’s got rich with his patented chicken seeds and became a doctor)…oh and I guess I could snowboard real good too.

@Antonyourknee  
A pegasus pony?

@HighRollerHydra  
Ouch…is this what it feel like to be scootaloo?

@Antonyourknee  
What, they dropped you off by accident?

@Ferrotter  
This wrote itself, and I accidentally hit post trying to cut and paste it elsewhere.

I’m surprised there isn’t more fanart of Scootaloo’s parents (without them being tombstones or something).

If only that chicken truck hadn’t taken a wrong turn that day…