To me, it looks like she’s going to blow sh*t up.

@Ishizko  
I can actually do that but it will be flash based so it might lag an older pc. What resolution are you running at?

Someone should make this into a screensaver. I would like this very much. xD

@TexasUberAlles  
B.C. looks nice, but I wouldn’t want to live there. Assuming you’re a Texan (And the name isn’t ironic or something) you’d like Alberta or Saskatchewan the best. Coming from a guy who knows people from there and Texas, you guys act almost exactly the same.
 
Minus the accent, of course.

@DanielTepesKraus  
Screw BC– Newfieland is Best Canada, their ponies and dogs are the same size.  

@Kanrabat  
Definitely. At the risk of offending other Americans here, America’s health care (read:Lack thereof) blows compared to Canada’s. I miss the people too, though. I actually encourage anyone in the U.S. looking for a good vacation spot to just swing up North rather than go other places. It’s not all a frozen wasteland; that’s a stereotype. Hell, I was on Vancouver Island in British Columbia (North of Washington) a while back. Winter is t-shirt weather, and summer averages about mid 90s and solid sun from june to mid-september.
 
You can quite literally go skiing on Mount Washington and then go surfing in Tofino. On the same day.

@DanielTepesKraus
 
T’étais Québécois pis là t’as déménagé aux États? Bin bout de viarge, en vla un qui vas s’enuiller dla Carte Soleil!

@FruityMilk  
This site has that effect, man. Where else are a French Canadian who now lives in Tennessee and a guy from Texas just going to shoot the shit?
 
♥That’s the magic of ponies♥

What’s going on in the comments.  
What have I DONE?!

@TexasUberAlles  
True dat. I’ve been in a lot of fights, and I can tell you with a completely straight face there is no such thing as a ‘fair’ fight, and anybody who claims to believe in it has either never fought once or has just been completely lucky.
 
I still remember switchblades being a big thing when I was a kid, and in high school we used to weld pieces of chain into brass knuckles. I grew up in Canada in a small town that, at the risk of sounding racist, was crawling with Native American street punks who’d beat you right to hell just because you were white. Like, beat to death, if they figured they could get away with it or had been drinking. All you could do was run like hell, try to act like you were West End (which didn’t work), or fight back.

@DanielTepesKraus  
Well, it’s good to see you deployed the Magic Of Friendship by selflessly giving him all of your delicious bacon grease and letting him play with your dog! Most people wouldn’t be that friendly about it.
 
…Oh man, belt buckles– you can automatically tell whether you go to a good school or not by how suddenly scared some punk gets or doesn’t get when you pull it off and start wrappin’ the tongue end around your fist, or how much cryin’ they do about “fair” when you start whalin’ on ’em. Bad schools just get a better quality of dumbass, they at least expect field-expedient weaponry and probably already have a fist full of #2 pencils and a textbook ready to throw as a distraction.

SHOO BE DOO, SHO SHOO BEDOO!

@TexasUberAlles  
Planks, you know, that exercise where you hold a push-up position for as long as possible.
 
Now a really funny and gross story was the time my son was being bullied in school, and he had enough and beat the kid senseless with the buckle-end of his belt.  
Now, I was incredibly proud of my son for this. So when bully’s dad swung by demanding I come out so he could beat me up over it, I grabbed the big coffee can of rotten grease from the kitchen, threw it on bully-dad, and sicked the bullmastiff on him. Police were called and it was a grand all-American day.

@Edlind404  
I like how he put the tag in anyway

@DanielTepesKraus  
…“Plank”?
 
_{jeez, i just drew tattoos on vatos and sold shrooms to dumb white kids for my whiskey money}

That smile… I didn’t realize it at that moment…  
But she had filled my pouch with eggs and then she left me.

Amazed it took this long for somebody to make a 3D Seapony Lyra. (Hehe she’s cute. Even has her cute/creepy expression.)
 
Heck, we’ve had a 3D/SFM Fluttersnail for months, and that’s even more obscure a fanart meme.

@TexasUberAlles  
Not unless you pay me ;) I’ve done some gross things for cash.
 
It’s what we used to do for fun when I was in high school. Back in the ‘80s we didn’t have internets so we had to get our entertainment from somewhere. We used to do “stank planks” in school. It’s where everyone kicks in $20 and does a plank over someone’s ass. Last man not to get a face full of ass wins the cash. It wasn’t pretty but damned if it didn’t give us amazing abs.

@DanielTepesKraus  
GET A SPOON AND PROVE IT, COWBOY

Y’all are babies. The expired tub of cottage cheese in my fridge is creepier than this.

Sweet jumping jugglenuts, that thing is creepier than the guy standing behind you.

>that stallion face  
can’t unseen…