Crumbs, readers! Who would have thought Fury Belle would have a secret hot crush on the Heavy Weapons Guy - and come to that, the entire RED team?
Can her feminist principles withstand her lust for multiplayer video game characters who may or may not be wearing any one of a number of hats?
Yeah, Im sure they will.
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All who try are promptly made into Sandvich.
Truly, There are people who can fight that. You can be one of them too, there really is a way.
Nobody in my family needs to bleach our hair to change its colour, but we have ridiculously strong roots, so it may just be us.
Plus, she’s apparently prematurely balding. Dying your hair constantly is bad enough, but with bright colors, even if you’re naturally blonde, you have to bleach it out completely first.
I guess she’s learning the hard way why sweet lolita fashion just sticks with wigs to complete a look.
I know.
That’s what she said.
No, really, that’s what Fury Belle brainwashed him to believe.
Button is a Lesbian Filly trapped in a colt’s body.
He doesn’t need a bucket’o’chicken to get in the mood.
‘Consolation prize’ would be pushing it.
April said she wanted attention from men, no matter if they were young, adult or old farts as long they were loaded with money to spare on her.
When (as usual) it backfired on her, she tried to backpedal and claiming she totally didn’t said she was a gold digging whore and went hard with her lesbianism rants (where as usual again, she ended up talking how her ideal girlfriend has to be loaded with money to spend on her.)
Before this fiasco she was claiming that her ideal marriage would be one where she could be a rich guy’s trophy wife, but (once again… as usual) she got laughed at because with her awfully plain looks and head full of crazy, she didn’t even qualified as a Consolation Prize Wife.
She has nearly no curves, crooked legs and no chest- she revealed that her semi nude selfies were taken using push up bras, padded clothes and padded bikinis.
Well I’ve seen political lesbianism thrown around lately as an alternative to saying “I don’t like men but I’m straight”
Maybe fury’s one o them.
Ok, makes sense. Was just curious of this was parodying something a SJW is doing or if this is just generic SJW hypocrazy.
It’s an ask-blog first and foremost, though. I think he’s just bending it a bit to suit some of the asks he’s recieved.
@Tenafly Viper
To Fury’s credit, though, who could resist that face?
She’s technically still a lesbian, but another Fury Belle covered that issue in a different way a bit ago. Also, hey.
It’s a general SJW parody blog. He still covers whenever there’s a SJW issue, at which point Sweetie just becomes your generic anti-brony SJW du jour rather than that person.
Is catfood-mcfly now splitting off fury belle from SJW parody and having it be its own little story blog? Or is this in reference to something StinkyPinkie Davis or one of her SJW man-hating sisters did?