I choose Rarity, hey look over there for a minute “steals Fluttershy”

Flutters.

I want the Ponk

The entire universe and galaxies beyond already know my answer.

I’d choose and take Twilight and then steal Rainbow Dash.

@ShimmeringStallion  
Yeah, that’s physics for ya.

@Solitude  
See this girl’s front? How it barely sways?
 

 
See her front? Do y’see it? Do y’see her front and what I mean? How that’s not what’s elevated? You’re looking at her front, right? Riiiiiight?

@ShimmeringStallion  
Well she’s not standing; it’d be more difficult to “sway” when your body’s pushed against the ground that much.

@ShimmeringStallion  
Best stick with hands. Also.  
 
No tail waggie for Appul Pone.

@Solitude  
Well, we can use the blunderbuss for scratchies with the butt of the gun.
 
… Or even regular scratchies of the butt; you never know, they may like that. Some start shaking their butts back and forth to the rhythm of their tail… Y’know, like Nintendogs.

@ShimmeringStallion  
That’d be a bit overkill. I vote we subdue them with hugs, scratchies and belly rubs. I’ll selflessly volunteer.

@Solitude  
We must break out…
 
Das Blunderbuss.

@ShimmeringStallion  
Game over, man! Game over!

@Jack Kellar  
They’re coming from all directions!

Whoever among them comes to me first. It’s only fair.

no thanks i’ll take the derpy whoves i found simleing cutely in the corner proceeds to hum away quietly

The white one. She looks softest.

@Solitude  
which is why i said “gently”

@SuperSupermario24  
Be careful you don’t get carried away.  

@ShimmeringStallion  
yey  
*squeezes her gently*

@SuperSupermario24  
Hands Fluttershy over
 
May kindness follow you wherever you may go!

Fluttershy, hands down.

@The Chaos Hunger  
Well when all your friends laugh at you and state that the reason is that you’re crazy, the idea of “What would come as a result of being sent to Magic Kindergarden” takes a back seat to “Why don’t my friends see this the way I do!?”
 
To get others to help you with a problem, before you work on it, you need to address the problem. If they fail to acknowledge the problem, you can’t DESCRIBE it to them: They don’t even believe it exists yet.

@ShimmeringStallion  
She at least had good intentions, while Twilight was just bloody terrified of being sent back to kindergarten, which is both a silly and selfish fear; I don’t recall her being concerned about her friends not seeing her anymore.

@The Chaos Hunger  
Applejack did “Apple Family Reunion”.