Angel must’ve given her trouble again. Guess I’ll tell Silbern the next mission’s on hold until the poor lass wakes up.

Prepare for heart ot pancreas surgery.

leave her a sandwich for when she wakes up

So that’s why my cat was purring really loud when I came in.

Avoid direct eye contact and communicate primarily through stickynotes.

Die.

snuggles with her.

Cover with a blanket.

proceed to go about my day trust me when i say weirder things have happened to me then a pony appearing in my living room i mean currently im being stalked by a board game hahahahha funny right well im not joking heres some friendly advise never play with a weji board u will regret it and prior to that i would sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and see somthin starin at me from my window and im on the second floor so yeah pony not that strange

hugging time!!!

Pick up pony, place her onto the other couch, and then sit on the couch where the pony was sleeping.

There’s a pony in my living room.  
PONY! IN MY LIVING ROOM!  
I’m calling Hasbro.  
They hung up.  
…that’s a pony in my living room!  
Aww, a pony is my living room.  
THERE’S A PONY IN MY LIVING ROOM!  
sigh  
Who sent you? Was it Brian?  
Does my insurance cover ponies? alright.  
Get out!  
Ok, how about we trade? I’ll give you a cute dog, and you get ou-Twilight enters too I’m really stupid.  
Pulls out pistol Huh? how does that feel!? I’m the men with a gun! You are ponies!  
I’m sorry, that was mean, you’re adorable, here, take my gun.  
Oh man, now they’re ponies with guns…  
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!  
i’m hiding in the fridge now!  
You know, I kinda want you to shoot me so when I die God’s going to be “Hey Frank, how did you die?” “Oh I dunno maybe I was shot by A PONY WITH A GUN!”  
jumping around Yeah, not easy huh!? Not easy to hit a moving target!? gets shot  
…you have to leave.  
outside  
Aw look! It’s a pony! OH GOD SHE HAS A GUN!  
bang bang bang!  
I have to move.

*initially  
Dagnabbit.

Innitially?
 

 
After that, I dunno. Probably try and make sure she doesn’t freak out when she wakes up.

Gently wake her up and introduce myself. I wanna be friends. O~O

eat

Anything that’s nice.

Put a sheet over her and just let her sleep. Once she wakes up I’m gonna have questions.

Well, given that Fluttershy’s the only pony capable of understanding human vocalizations, I’d try to hire her as an interpreter. I know she wouldn’t try to gyp me on the dollars-to-bits exchange rate when working out her fee.

Just watch her sleep until she wakes up.

There’s a pony in my living room. I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.
 

I’d see where things go.

Bang a bunch of pots and pans to wake her up, then show her the door.
 
Sorry lady, you can’t crash here.

quietly step into the room, and watch her sleep.

I gently pet her until she wakes up, then, once I calm her down, offer to let her stay until she wants to go home. Unless she feels… playful.