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“So, what’s this I hear about you having a new man around? You shouldn’t keep secrets from like that from me.”
“O-oh, John? It’s not quite like that, mother…”
“John? Sounds exotic. Is he from one of the Zebra tribes?”
“Well, he’s certainly not from here.”
“And I keep hearing the word ‘chief’ thrown around a lot too? Got yourself a big-shot, honey?”
“He’s not really that kind of chief.”
“Oh come on, enough with all the hints! Who is this mysterious, handsome stranger you’re keeping from me?”
“He’s a space man who crashed here a long time ago and he fights aliens and isn’t afraid of anything and he’s REALLY cool!”
“Hah! Okay, seriously, Rare, who is…this…”
“…Is this a bad time?”
“Toast, anyone?”
“O-oh, John? It’s not quite like that, mother…”
“John? Sounds exotic. Is he from one of the Zebra tribes?”
“Well, he’s certainly not from here.”
“And I keep hearing the word ‘chief’ thrown around a lot too? Got yourself a big-shot, honey?”
“He’s not really that kind of chief.”
“Oh come on, enough with all the hints! Who is this mysterious, handsome stranger you’re keeping from me?”
“He’s a space man who crashed here a long time ago and he fights aliens and isn’t afraid of anything and he’s REALLY cool!”
“Hah! Okay, seriously, Rare, who is…this…”
“…Is this a bad time?”
“Toast, anyone?”
Thank you
You mentioned Arbiter! Excellent!
Rarity: “Good day, darling.”
Blood ravens. They’ll purge you then they will Steal your shit.
Blood raven 2: you’ve obviously never tasted equestrian apples
Blood raven 1: okay, but why did we grab the xeno?
Apple bloom: let go’a me you red metal monsters!
Blood raven 2: because she’s adorable
Blood raven 3: less talking more running!
Edited
Rarity, Sweetie, Chief and Cookie Crumbles are enjoying breakfast. Meanwhile outside, Applejack furiously chases after a squadron of Blood Ravens who are kidnapping Apple Bloom and stealing all the apples from Sweet Apple Acres.
TOO-DEY WHEE WELL STEEL THA ENEMAH
“A MAD XENO IS INTENT ON KILLING US, BROTHER. NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR SEMANTICS.”
it is quite versatile
It amazing what you can do to titanium if you’ve got the right coverings.
“Squad broken, squad broken!”
“THAT AIN’T GONNA BE THE ONLY THING BROKEN IF Y’ALL DON’T GIVE HER BACK!”
I suppose you can’t really blame them. The Emperor basically is a god (hell, the Chaos Gods are TERRIFIED of the guy), he certainly looked like one during the Horus Heresy, the Imperial Cult is one of the only things that keeps the Imperium united, and everyone is taught from birth that not hating anything new or different is heresy.
Yeah, the Emperor hated being seen as a god. He was in the opinion that humanity should look to science and knowledge instead….I wonder, is humanity really that stupid as to go in the opposite direction? I mean, the Imperium is stagnant and pretty much back in the dark ages with how they deal with things.
I think it is one of the radical factions, although for obvious reasons they’re not too able to put their philosophy to work.
If he did wake up, would it basically be the Horus Heresy all over again, only with the Emperor fighting, well, “himself?” He would probably would try to disband the Ecclisiarchy (and maybe even the Inquisition itself), which would certainly be enough to make those “loyal” to him split off. The more devote Asartes chapters, the Sisters of Battle, countless planets… It would be chaos, literally.
I don’t think so, but I wouldn’t put it past the Inquisition. Those guys have a nasty habit of looking for heresy everywhere. I mean, while it is justified, they also kill far too many innocents in their pursuits. (If that’s so, it probably be those on the far left/right of the Inquisition.)
The Emperor would definitely be angry with the Imperium if he ever woke up….but if he did wake up, no doubt the Imperium would have a big bloody civil war over factions who agree or disagree he’s the real Emperor or if there had been more sinister means to awaken him.
I love how their policy has basically become “let’s do the exact opposite of what the Emprah wanted in the name of the Emprah.” At least the Ogryn got a free pass.
Correct me if I’m wrong though, but aren’t there some inquisitors who are so against mutants, they think even Space Marines are heresy?
OH no, the Imperium had beast men before the Horus Heresy. (Humans with beast like features, even freaking minotaurs.) But after Big E left, the Imperium got rather…violent to mutants. So the loyal beastmen, that fought bravely with their normal counterparts, were driven to almost extinction. The only way they could survive was to join chaos…..
So yeah, the Imperium has a habit of screwing over potential and already allies just for ‘Kill stuff’.
Ahh, such is the hypocrisy of the Imperium. “We absolutely will not tolerate the existence of mutans, xenos, and daemons…unless they’re useful, in some way.”
And technically, by the Emprah’s original creed, only DANGEROUS alien species need wiped out, so Equestria should be fine. Although Big E’s not had too much of a say in things lately, has he?
Well, the Imperium does employ an incredibly tech savvy monkey alien race….I was astounded to find it out.
(Though I’ll never forgive the Imperium for knocking out the cool lizardmen species into a rare bounty hunter subclass of the Tau.)
It’s not a wall of text if it has something to say :p
So, was “on a pale horse” playing while you positioned Chief on his noble steed? That would be perfect.
So it was you who made that Chief gif! I laughed harder then I should when I saw that. Has Dash spread her luck on any other games?
I think I’ve seen some Fanfics with Equestria being a Warp plane. It makes sense with all the magic and horrible monsters around. And yeah, I like the idea of the Imperium and Equestria having a very uneasy alliance. Sure, they’re not human, but they are literally anti-chaos, and that’s got to count for something.