@The Chaos Hunger  
“Hey, remember when we could go hours, days even, without screaming about a desire to ride a bicycle made of flan?”

POUNDS! OF! FLOOOUUUUR!
 
“I don’t know the poor dead pony. He probably didn’t deserve… what he got. But I guess that’s not what makes him special; all kinds of folks die out here. The friendly… and the not-so-friendly. Now, if I’m lucky he hasn’t seen me yet. That would ruin the surprise. I kinda wanna warn him. Tell him to… to run… and hide. To get out of sight so I don’t have to kill him. Welp. Guess what comes outta my mouth instead?”
 
“I HAVE THE SQUISHIEST FLAN BICYCLE!!!”
 
“Well… I mean, I do have a squishy flan bicycle, so I guess that’s close enough!”

@Grisznak  
POUNDS! OF! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!

@Derpinator
 
Oh yeah. Spike bot. derp.

@Carmen Sandiego  
No no no…Twilight is Gaige. You know. The Mechromancer.

Is Twilight supposed to be Moxxi?

Need a Borderlands Presequel version. Might wanna wait for the DLC characters though.

@Miss Shy  
I see what you did  
there. And now I am going  
to think in haiku.

I HAVE THE SWEETEST CUPCAKE BICYCLE!!

@Background Pony #6C6C  
We’re holding guns, but…  
We don’t have any fingers.  
You figure it out.

Pinkie’s Pecs have Pecs.

Love it.

How are they even holding the guns…?
 
Other then that, awesome crosspic, breh.

Pinkie Pie with a sic pack… Ha!