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Because Denzel is into really, really old women… but doesn’t know how to respond to really, really old women in teenage bodies
 
brickleberry’s offensive as heck but it has it’s moments

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@TwilightVelvetSparkle  
“One and a thousand = 1,001”  
Actually, I’d write that as 1 and 1000 ;) 1001 would be One-thousand-and-one, although my 1st grade teacher would [verbally] smack me…“one-thousand-one”. No “and”.
 
And back to the other point you brought up: 1000 can be read as “one thousand” or “a thousand”, both of which would work when written as “over 1000 years old”. Sorry @OptimusPrimevil, it doesn’t work either way you say it :D
 
And I love that we’re having this discussion! For realizes!
Background Pony #E513
Honestly, I’d love to read a story about the sirens at different points in history.
OptimusPrimevil
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@TexasUberAlles  
danggit, typo. though it took a while before anyone noticed. kudos.
 
 
@kircher  
i blame the ads the network that aired it. the commercials they used made it look like he was a affluent child prodigy that fell on hard times (that caught my interest). didn’t expect he was a pampered misinformed brat.
Background Pony #E513
They should be responsible for the historical tragedies of the past 1000 years. Should be controlled to Lee Harvey Oswald to assassinate John F. Kennedy. Cause the suicide of Kurt Cobain, etc.
OptimusPrimevil
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@PonyPon  
if the prequel comic is any indication, sunset shimmer is older than twilight but when twilight went through the mirror when she was older, they’re practically the same age as sunset. but they did state that the mirror system isn’t fully tested so things like that are expected.
 
the scary part is brickleberry MIGHT animate this joke (but probably with really old vampire teens)
TwilightVelvetSparkle

@PonyPon  
Or maybe they were send to their current time period, both to isolate them and to give time for new element bearers to be born and fight them.
 
Oh maybe the writers just wanted to make an interesting but not well thought out backstory that is kind of getting exhausted by this point (Seriously, old equestria must have been a real s***hole).