I know that feel, when even you think, that everything is alright, nothing could be bad with you… but… there are sadness inside, stress, negative thoughts, suppressed emotions for all your life. And in some time your emotions are going to break out whether you like it or not. Everything is fine, everything is OK - but you start crying, ’cause actually everything is NOT ok.
“Real” unicorns (as in, those that actually exist in our world) are goats, which is why the earlier classical depictions of them (which were inspired be a real phenomenon) are more goat-like than equine. It is a rare deformity that causes the goat’s two horns to grow together in a spiral. P.T. Barnum had one in his circus.
The moar you know.
STOP IT
That actually works for me!
I had one of these last week…
Classically speaking unicorns have cloven hooves. Additionally they had lion like tails, and I believe they were always male with goat like beards but don’t quote me on that last part.