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Side Story 3: >>795562
Side Story 4: >>799177
Part 3: >>953923
Part 4: >>TBA
Anon tries to console the alp-luachra before releasing her into the river:
“Look, uh, I’ve got an old fish tank with a heater and one of those little castles… I could, y’know, set it up if you want a place to crash for a few nights.”
“Just hold me a bit longer please…”
“I could make a water bed out of a hot water bottle… You just have to promise not to… you know…”
“Just a bit longer… Maybe a tummy rub too please…”
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But why would anyone want Mave to live in his stomach?
Dat hand’s wrapped around the booty she may or may not have.
♫He’s got the whooooole booty, in his hand♫…
Not so fast! We still gotta know if she got da booty!
At least, until BaDumSquish makes an image with her looking at a turd and going “Ew”, making all of my previous statements seem completely wrong as a result…
… but Badumsquish wouldn’t do that!
… Right?
How is this NOT on-topic? Parasites are disgusting. Turds are formed from the stuff in the stomach that she means to eat, ergo, her reaction would be utterly foreign considering turds would not be formed when she’s within a host, thus, her reaction to something such as that would be interesting.
The subject is her, there’s no discussion about this.
*whole
I would consider it more like roleplay if we were using ponies, and incorporated story-like elements. You know, passages between characters talking in quotations. That down there is just us messing around. Plus, we’ve already taken up nearly a who comment section fawning over this cute little character anyway. At least, I’ve been.
We were not roleplaying, really. Just having a conversation. Conversations do tend to steer off course from time to time.
Second, steer this ship back on course or abandon ’er.
I can only imagine her reaction to seeing a pink Japanese-cartoon-style turd…
“It’s so silly! It’s all coiled and… are those GOOGLY EYES!?”
A witch? Better drop a house on him! STAT!
Yup!
Justin Bieber is pretty much the Wicked Witch of the West of Music..
If we actually salted justin beiber, I have now doubt it would cause him to shrivel up and explode.
OoOoh~
Better put some salt on that burn!
Sounds… horrifyingly painful. Even though he can be a little shit at times. HEYO!
I went ahead and saved you the trouble of that. Won’t go into detail, but as it happens one of the images was one of Justin Bieber.
Huh…
Thankfully, I already know one.
Wellll…
errrm
<.< >.>
Sounds bizarre…
But if it’s for the Stomach Waifu, it should be worth it. She is bizarre enough as she is. But that’s one reason why she’s so infinitely loveable!
Can you make cute brown turds though. I mean, maybe Mave wouldn’t want to live in your stomach unless you had amazing turd making abilities. She could be totally elite, especially after all this attention we give her.
lol. Maybe just cartoon turds
But seriously - I mean brown stallions, not brown turds. It would be weird as hell if she actually thought I was a cute brown turd rather than a cute brown stallion