Rarity: Oh isn’t this a fine situation you gotten us into Applejack, you just had to get those men worked up after beating them in “ick” arm wrestling. Why couldn’t you be more lady like and just let them win  
Applejack: Now ah knows yer not puttin’ all th’ blame on me, Rarity! Eff’n yo’ wasn’t so caught up wif flirtin’ wif our’d-be kidnappers we’dn’t be in this hyar situashun! An’ ah warn’t th’ one who had t’th’ apples t’emasculate them like Rainbow Dash!  
Rainbow Dash: HOW IS THIS MY FAULT!!  
Applejack: Yo’ kicked one of them in th’ apple co’es! They turned redder than a bunch of Red Delicious.  
Rainbow Dash: They… were… KIDNAPPING US!! What was I suppose to do let them take us without a fight?  
Rarity: Well of course not darling they ARE kidnapping us but you didn’t have to make them tie us up in this hideous rope, I am already chafing against this itch dry rope trying to struggle free, it’s going to ruin my summer coat  
Applejack: Here we hoof it agin, Miss Rarity kin’t hoof it two minutes wifout wo’ryin’ about her mane o’ how her hooves look  
Rarity: HOW RUDE!  
Rainbow Dash: Well at least she’s trying AJ! Not that I can say the same about you!  
Applejack: An’ whut does thet suppose t’mean?!  
Arguing intensifies!  
Sweetie Belle: Rarity stop arguing! We need to get out of here, those mean stallions said something about breaking us and sending us to Saddle Arabia!  
Apple Bloom: Sweetie Belle’s right! We hafta stop fightin’ etch other so we kin figger out how we kin git outta hyar!  
Scootaloo: I know Rainbow Dash has a plan to get us out of this, right Rainbow Dash?  
Hope of escape…low
 
sketch com someone asked me to do… i am still accepting.