Shipping and Descendant Warning :
Spike X Rarity(Nightmare pony) = Sparity(Daughter)
Pinkie Pie X ??? = Super Surprise(Descendant)
(Spifire X Soarin) X (Daring Do X Ahuizotl) = Aerial Ace(Descendant)
Big Macintosh X Fluttershy = Apple Eden (Descendant)
Twilight Sparkle X – Top Secret – = ???(Son)
Warning : This story takes place 100 years after Rarity dead. This story base on season 4. So anything that happened in season 5 will have nothing to do with this story.
Warning : This story’s an alternate universe and is really crazy at times. Futa-spell or the magic that can make female pony impregnate another female pony doesn’t exist.
Warning : a lot of 4th wall breaking and referencing. Sharing universe with “To Love God - To Love Mortal” but in the future and more crazy. You don’t need to read “To Love God - To Love Mortal” to understand this story. It’s just have many Easter egg for that story here.
Just make sure you’re using an economy-size incubator. Y’know how rabbits are, and tortoises…you’d be surprised.
And I’ll be in my laboratory cackling wildly.
Hey, don’t let me stop you from contending with that masterpiece of Royal Guard-munching doom. I’ll just be over here caulking my bunker shut.
You are just determined to rain on my parade, aren’t you?
It combines chelonian body armor with the Rabbit of Caerbannog(TM)’s temperament, so I’m still going with “nopenopenope.”
Seriously, visualize that with a shell.
Oh, come on, you get something that’s a tortoise and a hare at the same time, is that not whimsical enough for you or something? :P
Your ‘funny’ would be my ‘cause to never sleep again’. ‘Sides, That Effin’ Rabbit’s busy poltergeisting the Shyspawn.
…I should have known that’d lead to a “What are you talking about?” moment. Fuzors is what I said, and I meant it.
Fuzors? Not fuziors? :\
If they’re making Fuzors, wouldn’t Tank and Angel be a funnier combo?
Given this ‘verse, I’d be astounded if hippogriffs (and owl-faced griffons, for that matter) weren’t a thing. But clearly this is an alchemically-fused Owly/Tank descendant about to offpanel-teleport in and Shellshock(TM) the intruder.
Because there was, but Internet was mean :(
Luna did bear the Element of Laughter. Perhaps it gives medium awareness as one of its gifts.
Why am I sensing a pun there…?
That would be most hilarious.
That is such an excellent line. So much fun to be had breaking the fourth wall sometimes XD
“Who?”