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Yes yes i heard the connection but no I’m not him. I was named after my Irish Ancestor Mathias, My grandfathers uncle Darksun, and croqvist is my families current last name.
Yes lord Dracula.
Your damn right. I would Love to have You, Evowizard Chrisalislover and a few others Over to my house on Christmas day to celebrate it. We’d have a damn good party singing Christmas Carols at the top of our lungs to piss off my neo yuppie neighbor Jackson.
Talk about defending your castle.
Exactly. so to piss off ALL those neo yuppie cock stains I don’t take shit down. I put more shit up. they don’t want frosty. I put up all 3 LIght up inflatable and neon Frosty. They don’t want santa? I put up my talking motion sensor sensative WAVING santa who ruptures ear drums with his cheer HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS! They don’t like mistletoe? It goes up on all the bends in the lights hanging off my roof. Oh whats that? candy canes make you feel to fat? I Line my yard with them.
My neighbor hood loves the shit out of me. They love how I don’t back down and how I piss those groups off by putting up MORE STUFF. I know how to work the system to my advantage where those extremist tolerate this n that groups can’t say or do shit without getting arrested for christmas.
F- those kinds of people. That’s all I’ll say about them. I get to celebrate, dress, and enjoy whatever I like.
Telling me i can’t have Santa and his reindeer on my house. Or that Frosty offends people. That I have to take down my mistletoe cause it makes single people Sad. Oh or that I can’t have a fuckin manger with baby Jesus and the wise men cause it’s blasphemous. pisses me off to end making me want to beat those neo yuppie scumbags WITH the baby Jesus from the manger.
Yeah, that is overboard on their part.
Yeah it is but it’s only for all those neo yuppie Asswipes that want you to tolerate EVERYONE elses beliefs while damning you for your own.
They want me to say happy holidays and put EVERYONE elses beliefs and religion above my own while at the same time telling me I can’t celebrate the way my religion and beliefs cause they OFFEND people. What kind of mind fuck is that shit?
Happy Holidays is a one size fits all solution.
the only thing that ruins this pic is that happy holidays thing written across the side. Its not happy holidays. it’s Merry || Fuckin || Christmas. And for the Jewish community Happy Chanukah.
Surely my lady.
i’d love to have a nice time with you in a winter wonderland :3