Page 424 - Smarmony Tries, Part 4

Author: Digo

Guest Author’s Note: “…No, I have no idea what ‘Attack Pattern Luna’ entails.”

Cadenza: Fools! I am NOT the lich!
Daring Do: Dang it, we just fell for another illusion. How boring.
(beat)
Chrysalis: I am Chrysalis! Queen of the Dark Faeries!!
Daring Do: Nevermind, this just suddenly became epic.
Chrysalis: Haha! Now I have you in my trap!
Nurse Redheart: You and what army, sweetie?
Diamond Tiara: All the guests turn into faeries. EVIL faeries! And… they’re all going to eat you!
Zecora: The guests were all evil? That is most unbelievable!
Diamond Tiara: Yeah, but you’re the heroes, so you can TOTALLY take them.
Cheerilee: You mean, we actually have a chance? No sudden death trap?
Diamond Tiara: Nope! Roll Initiative!
Derpy: Bloody awesome!!
Trixie: Okay!! Attack Pattern Luna! Ponies, GO!!