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The guy who created the template gave me permission to write the lyrics down. I’ll write them down below.
Yeah, the Crusaders got this one in the bag.
You sir, win the internet!
Impressive
You do realize the point of Epic Rap Battles of History is to pit famous historical and pop culture figures, real and fictional in rap battles. Now that we understand the plot of ERB, this is the official definition(s) of the word “history”.
“medieval European history”
synonyms: the past, former times, historical events, the olden days, the old days, bygone days, long ago, yesterday, antiquity
synonyms: chronicle, archive, record, diary, report, narrative, account, study, tale, story, saga; memoir
And just to throw this out there, you do know that there are six types of history, right?
There’s political, diplomatic, social, cultural, economic and intellectual history. So saying that ERB hasn’t involved been historically involved is absurd. History itself is more broad than you would think.
@Background Pony #F245
Normally, I’m neutral to these sorta things but the lack of creativity for this rap battles forces me to agree with you. Literally, just a rehash.
Hm… seems I wasn’t needed here…
Epic Rap Battles’ never been historical since season 1
That doesn’t even make sense.
It’s not even history anymore, it’s just another random thing with ponies shoehorned into it. Absolutely terrible.
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!!
What the fuck? This made me laugh a bit for some odd reason.
CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
The Princesses of Equestria
Vs…
The Cutie Mark Crusaders!
BEGIN!
Princess Celestia:
Cutie Mark Crusaders, you’ll wish you’re never been born!
Little fillies against four majestic alicorns!
We got the wisdom and powers
to show it will be greatest mistake!
Our battle of rhyme is a piece of cake!
You’ll burn when you face the power of the sun
Still not running away from this fight?
Then let me pass the mic to my girl, Twilight!
Princess Twilight Sparkle:
Smart thinking but that alone won’t mean a thing!
I already can fly even though I just got my wings!
Born a unicorn, now an alicorn!
Your achievements are like your flanks! Blanks!
Princess Cadance:
Yo! Cadance and I’m from the Empire of Crystal!
Married a stallion and can fly higher than a pistol!
I’m might be the Princess of Love but I got other feelings!
I should pass it up to my aunt in the ceiling!
Princess Luna:
OH! Princess Luna and I’m your nightmare!
Whether day or night, I’ll give you a scare!
Your victory will never arrive it seems
You’ll never win, not even in your dreams!
Twilight and Cadance:
We got the crowns
Celestia and Luna:
More than a thousand years!
Princesses:
The Princesses of Equestria are rap god-tier!
Your hearts are strong as horses but that will go so far
When our faces will be your new cutie marks!
Apple Bloom:
The wisdom of mah brother
CMC:
Big Mac…
Sweetie Belle:
Told us not to rush to violence
CMC:
Big Mac…
Babs Seed:
But my cousin
CMC:
Big Mac…
Scootaloo:
AIN’T HERE LADIES! (HEE-YAH!)
Apple Bloom:
Ah don’t think you can actually rule this land
When the two of you got defeated by a bunch of plants
Scootaloo:
I’ll leave you ladies in a dazed blur
I can make you cry and whine with my scooter
Babs Seed:
Hey pal, I’m a cute but tough gal
You’ll get bullied, so then I’ll shall!
Sweetie Belle:
Uhh, Shining Armor’s missing I see
And I think he ran off with the Changeling Queen!
Princess Twilight Sparkle:
Wow, you girls are too insane!
Princess Celestia:
You wouldn’t know genius if it pissed in your manes!
Princess Cadance:
We got the talent-
Princesses:
And the minds-
Princess Cadance:
And the rhymes so sweet!
Princess Luna:
We’re like my flash game-
Princesses:
Because we can’t be beat!
Apple Bloom:
Go on and hate us like we’re like Gabby Gums!
Scootaloo:
You ego’s bigger than your rumps!
CMC:
We’re the CMC, drop-kicking you see! (Go, go, go, go)
We’ll have your cake and eat it, save a slice for me!