“Waitress, take this back. I specifically requested a side of shallots and aubergines, and this is most definitely NOT in the Provençale manner!”

If a booth at a Python convention sold this along with all the other Green Midget Café dishes, they could make a killing; figuratively and literally. Egg, bacon, spam, and sausage has so much cholesterol.
 
But not as much spam, egg, sausage and spam.

Aw man, that makes me want.

@Sr Pelusa  
XD Ahhh, Spammity Spam, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAAAAAAAAAAAAM…

Another great Viking victory was at the Green Midget café at Bromley. Once again the Viking strategy was the same. They sailed from these fiords here, (indicating map with arrows on it) assembled at Trondheim and waited for the strong north-easterly winds to blow their oaken galleys to England whence they sailed on May 23rd. Once in Bromley they assembled at the Green Midget café and spam selecting a spam particular spam item from the spam menu would (singing) spam, spam, spam, spam, spam…

@Arne  
I DON’T LIKE SPAM!!!
 
Now, don’t make a fuss, dear. I’ll have your spam, I love it. I’m having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, & spam!
 
Baked beans are off!
 
Can I have spam instead?
 
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, & spam?
 
Yes!
 
Euugh!
 
(overlapping, singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam  
spam, spam, spam, spam  
lovely spam, wonderful spaaaaaam!
 
SHUT UUUUUUUP!!! SHUT UUUUUUUP!!! SHUT UUUUUUP!!!

@bigladiesman  
Estaba buscando el skit de “Man Becomes Scotsman” de Monty Python y me salió esto en imgur; entonces dije “Porqué no?”

@Flaming Frets  
You can’t have egg, bacon, spam, & sausage without the spam.
 
It wouldn’t be egg, bacon, spam, & sausage, now would it?

@Flaming Frets  
… and now for something completely different: a man with a tape recorder up his nose.

Pelusa, ¿de dónde has sacado esto?

That actually looks pretty tasty.

Looks :P

I want anything without spam in it!
 
Well, spam, egg, sausage, & spam hasn’t got much spam in it.
 
I don’t want any spam!
 
Why can’t you have egg, bacon, spam, & sausage?
 
That’s got spam in it!
 
Not as much as spam, egg, sausage, & spam.
 
Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam, & sausage without the spam?
 
Euugh!
 
What do you mean “Euugh”?! I don’t like spam!
 
(singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam  
spam, spam, spam, spam
 
Lovely spam, wonderful spaaaaaam!  
lovely spam-
 
SHUT UP!!! SHUT UUUUUP!!! SHUT UUUUUUUUP!!!

Delicious.

Spike’s nighttime cravings get out of hand sometimes.

Make me this and send through mail pls.