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@Trilby Pony
listening to this whilst reading that, Jesus Christ…
EPIC RAP BATTES OF DEITIES
EEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF DEITIES
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF DEITIES
Who Won?
WHO’S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!!
Oh wow, sending your student to fight? So origional.
But allow me a moment to get confrontational!
Listen up little book pony,
You aren’t facing some star struck brony!
Unlike your Princess I can handle a fight,
I do more than just give my champion flight!
I have power divine, victory is mine!
You ain’t never seen a magic warrior that look so fine!
Who needs friends? I have the worship of millions!
Cause unlike Sunbutt I actually save civilians.
Still to keep things so the formats fit,
I’m going to pass it off to Pit.
Pit
You panic because you forgot to write a letter,
I take down armies with lasers, who better?
Taking down one foe you need a team of six,
Me I take down dark gods up front, no tricks!
I got an arsenal of weapons and powers,
You go around eating sandwiches of flowers.
Quite frankly you look ridiculous,
You’d probably lose a fight against Kid Icarus.
Oh, you’re bringing cake up?
I’ve heard it all before!
That fight against Chrysalis, that hurt a lot more.
Your rhymes are so dull, that I’m bored of this fight.
Prepare to face off ‘gainst my student: Twilight!
Dear Lady Palutena, you really need to hide!
At least my teacher’s never fought on the wrong side.
The Princess of Friendship is making the scene.
I fought against Tirek, and he was more mean.
You think you’re so wise, so I’ve got to inquire;
Why only send a teenager to stop enemy fire?
Your odds are so small, it’s so very tragic.
Now, it’s time to end this, because FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!
Now Pit, watch closely
As I lay a smack down on this pony!
I’m the Lady Palutena, Goddess of Life
Watching over the land, protecting it from strife!
Sure you were a bad flank a thousand years ago,
But what have you actually done in your damn show?
You get in a fight and you loose in ten seconds flat,
And with all that cake you’re looking a bit fat.
We both send out champions to fight,
And look we both gave them wings for flight.
The only real difference there I can see
Is that you’re not as pretty as me.
I’m Princess Celestia,
God-Queen of Equestria!
Pretty Pony Princess with the Power of the Sun!
My actions shaped history!
The only real mystery
Is who it was that thought I could be challenged by this one?
I sealed away Discord, I told Nightmare Moon “Goodnight.”
Most we ever see you do is give your captain flight.
I move the sun, Twilight to Sunset each day.
You step into Equestria, I’ll just blow you away!
CELESTIA
VS.
PALUTENAAAAA
BEGIN!
MMMMYYYYYYYYYY…