Applebeer: DON’T WORRY COUSION AH’LL SAVE YA! in a role play i did a while ago she REVEALED she does have an accent after all. she WAS doing an excellent job of hiding it.

@Background Pony #F288  
Heh, you got me! How shameful!

@RandomBlank  
@RandomBlank  
nice job falling for a fake site and then trying to play it off like you knew all along

@Blissey1  
You must be a blast at parties.

@RandomBlank  
sorry, but acting like a hoax is real to try to trick others and getting called out on it does not qualify one for a “woosh”

@Beau Skunky
 
whoosh

@RandomBlank  
Spoiler: It’s not real, it’s a parody site actually. Many people have protested it, and tried to ban it though regardless.

@P3FOYFN  
They still haven’t banned this??  
Bonsaikitten.com
 
At Bonsai Kitten, we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth, and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel! Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed (or the vessel broken to remove it!), producing the lovable, furry pet you’ve always wanted, but it remains in the shape you’ve always dreamed of! There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet.

i wet woo ouwt when woo learn woo wesswom fow eating aww the cookies!!!

Whut is going on here?

There might be a market for “Bottled Pony.”
 
Awwww she wants out.

Just like one of those bonsai kittens.