Get off of her! I’d kill that meat lizzard if i had my gun and it existed!

@Trahzo  
Too bad he’s fondling the wrong spot. Most mammals typically have boobs around their crotch.

This would be ideal for the ‘Up The Arse Corner’ section of “Viz” Comic.
 
X3

@Trahzo  
flat chest

Wow, this looks really weird out of context.

Spike is trying to fondle Rainbow Dash’ non boobs.

@raw19  

@Background Pony #5957  
Does the “upvotes galore” tag tell you to upvote an image? Does the “wall of faves” tag tell you to mark an image as one of your favorites?
 
It’s a statement of fact, not an imperative.

>hundreds of users filter this tag  
Don’t tell me what to filter, thank you very much.

Is Spike going to blow Dash’s Whistle?

RD: “Spike, you’re supposed to let GO after a trust fall.”  
S: “Just a little longer?”  
RD: “Geez, we’re supposed to keep this a secret. what if anypon-”  
Ms.H: “Oh, my.”  
RD: “-Ny saw us…”  
S: “Uhh, I can explain.”  
Ms.H: “No need. I’ve seen enough.”  
{Walks up to Spike and Rainbow Dash}  
Ms.H: “Here. You shouldn’t be bothered if you go in the back.  
S: “Wha? But?”  
Ms.H: “Have fun you two.”  
RD: “W-wait! Why are you doing this? aren’t you… creeped out?”  
Ms.H: “Miss Dash! You aren’t the first one to have an… unusual partner. I just don’t want you to pass up a chance at happiness. A chance I missed.”  
RD: “You…”  
Ms. H: “A Zebra. That’s all you need to know. She had the most beautiful eyes.” “The point is, Don’t pass up a chance based on what others might think. even if it doesn’t work out, at least you tried, and that Experience will make you a better Mare. and you too Mr. the Dragon.”  
S: “Please, it’s just Spike.  
Ms.H: “Alright ‘Just Spike’.”  
{Smirk}  
%%%%%%%%%%  
RD: “You think we should tell her it was for a play?”  
S: “Nah, I think she needed to get that off her chest.”  
{Spike looks at the keys}  
S: “What do you say? Should we use these?”  
{Rainbow Dash kicks(punches?) Spike in the shoulder}  
S: “OW!! OK, OK sorry.”  
RD: “Did she really think we were a couple?”  
S: “I wouldn’t mind being a Special Somedragon to THE Rainbow Dash.”  
RD: “Well, Duh. Anyone would.”

@Background Pony #7C02  
hundreds of users filter this tag = Titanium-pony  
He said he got banned a few months ago from the site.

@PonyPon  
The one that posted this on Deviantart.

@Background Pony #7C02  
This artist.

I give up. What’s the tag that “hundreds of users filter?” Straight? Hug from behind?

H: I don’t believe it! How could you do this to me?!
 
RD: I can explain!
 
H: I wasn’t talking to you! I meant him.
 
S: I regret nothing.

Ms. Harshwhinny: “How unprofessional. I’m calling the Royal Guard.”