I remember starting up Super Mario 64 and then just sitting there at the title screen, stretching Mario’s face in all sorts of ridiculous ways. It was almost as fun as actually playing the game. And now, you’ve given me not just a single face, but multiple entire bodies to twist and deform like the playthings of a mad god! Do you not realize the unspeakable evils you have inadvertently unleashed upon the world?!

Blender is actually a lot easier to work with then I thought. All of the buttons and settings on the UI look intimidating at first, but you don’t actually use most of them most of the time, especially if you’re just posing a pre-made model. I just need a bit of practice and I might actually contribute something to a thread for once.