@Background Pony #CF2D  
>assuming that pony society has Abrahamic religious values

@Background Pony #0945
 
>canon
 
This Dislestia pic is the 40mm Cannon with Depleted Uranium rounds used by Bruce Willis in the “Day of the Jackal” remake.
 
…in terms of how it - and Dislestia as a whole - shreds the haters, leaving them with worse-than butthurt! Celly/Molly can do what she likes, where/when she likes, with whom she likes, and with whatever… ‘appliances’* she likes, and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.
 
*-  

 
…just chuck one of these ‘appliances’ into the above Dislestia mix, and as Hedy… er, I mean Hedley Lamarr (Harvey Korman) in “Blazing Saddles” would say: ‘Kinky…!’ X3

@Alara Rogers  
Those replies are usually butthurt Fluttercord fags and waifu fags though.

@Alex12  
The comics aren’t canon, nor is this. And anyway, she can’t get to Good Sombra anymore, should she just be loveless forever?

Watermarks. Watermarks everywhere.

@Alex12  
Is also because characters use “My dear Celestia” as a term replacing “god” indicating that she is the highest and purest of form. She is a pure virgin goddess like Athena and many fans treat her like a god of this realm. So its like drawing a picture with Jesus having sex with a top model, i guess.

@Alara Rogers  
It’s because Celestia is in love with the mirror universe King Sombra, that’s why.

@Alara Rogers  
Think you might wanna calm down.

People are just batshit jelly on their lovely relationship stepandy shows.  
I find them to be cute pair and that is best ship.

@Background Pony #D03F  
Wait. What? Who are you calling a slut?
 
If you’re referring to Celestia, I’m pretty sure Stepandy’s version of Celestia pretty exclusively prefers Discord. Also, frankly, when a woman is more than 1000 years old and raises the sun I think she gets a free pass to screw as many guys as she wants anyway.
 
Why exactly do I always see this shit on Dislestia pics? Like, no one calls Fluttershy a slut when she’s shown with Discord. Or Luna, or Twilight, or Pinkie, or anyone but Celestia. It’s like, we can have a million lesbian pics of the Mane 6 doing each other but the moment we have Dislestia it’s “That’s not canon!”… like Mane6shipping is? Or folks start in with the “But she hates him!”… forgetting that she’s the one who asked Fluttershy to reform him and she’s the one who trusted him with the Tirek assignment and hating your ex who betrayed you and turned out to be a criminal is not exactly unknown behavior among humans anyway.
 
It’s like all I ever see on Dislestia pics is comments ragging on the ship. You know that -dislestia in your search terms will ensure you don’t see such pics, right? I don’t see this behavior on any other Discord ship. Tell me, is this about Celestia having to be pure and virginal or something? Or is there some other stupid reason why people have to be shitty?

I think this is starting to border on ridiculous…

that’s just a self insert fantasy, she never write or draw art developing or depicting Celestia in any way beside her dreaming about discord D

@whitemew  
Yeah, I never understood why people on DA are so anal about watermarking their art. More often than not, the watermarks are obnoxious, as seen here.

@Background Pony #D03F  
while i disagree for many reasons i also agree for many reasons…  
hmm

YAAAAAAAAAS  

Discord and the attack of the watermarks :P