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AND YOU CAN’T PASS PROPER PHYSICAL JUDGEMENT ONTO ME, I’M A BUNCH OF TEXT WHO ACTS LIKE A 90’S GANGSTA EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
AND DARE I SAY, THIS ARIAL FONT LOOKS DAMN GOOD ON ME.
And I’ll have you know I am a handsome bastard that the mere mention of my name sends shivers down people’s titties.
You on the other hand look like Steve Buscemi’s twin brother with that milky stuff on his eye whose own looks would drive his own mother to gauge out her eyes.
SEXY? YOU? I’VE SEEN MORE SEXYNESS OUT OF A ROSIE O’DONNELL STRIP SHOW! Brr… Jus’… Jus’ give me a sec, dog…
…AND YOU THINK I CAN’T FIGHT SOME PAGAN ASS SHIT NIPPLE GOD? BITCH, I ONCE FOUGHT CUTMAN WITH MY DICK, DO YOU THINK I’M SCARED OF SOME VODOO SHIT?
The nipples are throughout each of us. You can’t fight it. You’ll never take me or my nipples alive.
HOW DO YOU KNOW? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT SHE JUS’ DON EXIST ANYMORE, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU’RE NOT SIMPLY A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION BORN FROM SELF-LOATHIN’?
ALSO, I BELIEVE IN SOMETHIN’ FAR MORE CONCRETE THAN TITTY GODS, YA STRUNG OUT TWIT, COLD HARD STEEL FIRED FROM A 9MM HANDGUN.
(Wow, My 90’s gangsta impersonation is slipping)
And I assure you, good ma’am, that nipples are an important part of a daily breakfast. We should allow them to give us strength to crush all those who doubt the ancient power given by the titty gods that are nipples.
I also believe you should not exist yourself either, as you have “fucked yourself” when you decided to challenge me.
OF COURSE YOU HAVEN’T MET HER, I FUCKED HER OUT OF REALITY, I’M JUST THAT GOOD.
AND SHE LOVED IT.
ALSO, GOOD LUCK HAVING SUPREMACY ON SOMETHING THAT MODERN SCIENCE HAS RECENTLY PROVED TO BE COMPLETELY USELESS AND IN FACT, IS A VESTIGE OF OUR GENDER-NEUTRAL PAST IN THE WOMB!
…CRACKA.
You can’t explain that.
Therefore, I claim nipple supremacy. You lose, Sonny Jim.
I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY NIPPLES CANNOT FEEL ANYTHING, FOR I HAVE REMOVED THEM AFTER A RATHER NASTY INCIDENT INVOLVING YO SITER, YO AUNT, YO DOG, AND A SHIT TON OF COKE.
MOSTLY BECAUSE OF THE COKE.
I doubt you and your nipples can even touch another human being without feeling the intensity of a thousand suns while you melt away into the void never to be heard from again.
Btw, Retardville doesn’t exist. You’re thinking of the Tropic of Handicapricorn.
CRACKA, YOU WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT A BIG DICK IS IF IT SLAPPED YA IN DA FACE AND LEFT A TRAIL OF SPUNK ON YO EYE.
DAT’S BECAUSE YO NEVAH SEEM ANY REAL DICK TO COMPARE, BECAUSE ANY CRACKA WHO SEES YA UGLY FACE IMMEDIATLY PISSES HIMSELF AND RUNS AWAY, AND YOU CAN’T EVEN COMPARE IT TO YOUR OWN BECAUSE WHAT YOU GOT UNDER YOU BIG FAT BELLY ISN’T A DICK, BUT IT’S A NASTY-ASS, YEAST INFECTED BLUE VAGINA!
NOW FUCK OFF BACK TO RETARDVILLE, HEARD AMERICAN IDOL IS ON, WOULDN’T WANT TO MISS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW, NOW, WOULD YA?
That’s your dick? Gurl, I’ve seen honeybees bigger than that.
Go back to your anus-shaped home on Smalldickia.
OR I CAN DICKWHIP YA IN TAH FACE AND USE YO MOUTH AS A RAG AFTER I’M DONE WITH YO MAMA’S PUSSY!
AW SHIT DOG YOU JUST GO TOLD.
@Blackie
In a few, bring the bee honey and the flamethrowers.
Come at me, sis.
…
Wait, wrong image.
Now… come.
Now then.
We can all be sexy and rational people here, and make amends. ’K?
He got you there Zombie…
WHATCHU TALKIN’ ABOUT, CRACKA? YOU TRYIN’ TO FUCK WITH ME? HUH? IS THAT IT!?
BITCH IMMA BRAND YO MAMA’S ASS WITH MAH DICK!
Luna can do what she wants. So can Celestia because lolgods.
No reason to get all– whatever the hell you’re doing.
OH NO YOU DI-IN’T!
NO ONE TELLS WHAT THE L-MARE CAN DO, CRACKA, NO ONE!
TONITE THE L-MARE’S GUNNA GET TO YO CRIB AND BUST A CAP IN YOU ASS, PUNK!
Bitch, are you trying to tell Luna what she can and cannot do?
ARE YOU?